I was surprised to see him enter the game when Brooklyn had a lead as his specialty is coming from behind.

'187' - God
'gotcha' - Rae Carruth

Attorney: Thank you, sir, impressive credentials. Now, in your expert opinion, can you please describe for the jury what you see happening in this video?

That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

Which is crazy given that Tracy Morgan is expecting.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Big whoop. My wife's been carrying my balls for years.

So she's basically like Dale Earnhardt Jr.

This is why I'm afraid that the Michael Sam story will have a very long run. Teammates and opponents will continue to be asked the same questions in different forms until someone is dumb enough to answer it in a way that will warrant 2500 words from columnists around the country. Which ultimately will not do Sam any…

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

Now I feel bad telling my Saints fan neighbor his daughter should sleep well with the Darren Sharper fathead in her bedroom.

"At least he's not gay."

"I wasn't." —T. Woods

I'll never understand why these guys feel the need to drug women. You're a professional athlete! Shouldn't you have someone to do that for you?

Haven't seen this many Miami pros and cons since the last Dolphins-Hurricanes scrimmage.

Whenever I think of the original RoboCop the first thing that comes to mind is Jon Stewart remarking on how it apparently was an optimistic view for the future of Detroit.

Thanks for saving me the time to Google German Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss. I imagine that would have yielded a lot of search results.

Perhaps a collaborative effort is in order. For example, Hansen could try to pop and lock it and Kennedy could just fucking drop it.

he'd rather she do something more "sport-specific"

You know what..... Im not normally this much of an asshole