or someone thought that running out a forgotten one-hit wonder with a pseudo-pornographic act would quiet down all that global criticism of institutionalized anti-gay hatred, and by the way, if this is the case, boy have I got a PR opportunity for you. Call me!

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

This is Beyond, stupid.

Clearly you missed the part where I said I couldn't stand him. But he's probably not so stupid as to repeatedly send off these sort of missives, which is why I wondered if they were real.

Not to post a non-joke, but is there a way that you guys know for sure the emails are from Missanelli and not made-up? I personally can't stand the guy, and if there was one email, I would say yeah, that's definitely possible, because he comes off as a smug prick. But this just seems like too much, especially in…

really, dude? http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors…

Wow, that's hard to believe.

Hope he has an awesome car to compensate for that.

When should we remind them they still have to take the train back?

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

"Better than the ride on the H train." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

I'm not sure I will ever be able to stop laughing at this.

Packers have always had a way with young kids.

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I'm with you on the cold and booze, but I'm thinking this guy isn't too nervous at that point.

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

The modern update of Deadwood focused a bit too much on local zoning issues for my tastes.

She wasn't angry, that was just the name of her sled.

— chief among them...

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.