"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

The Laker Bros will not rest until (popable) collars are added.

No harm, no foul. That giant neck tattoo already made her unemployable.

Well, at least it can't look stupider than her Sonics tat.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

If you look at her from one side, she looks like an insane drug addict, but if you look at her from the other side, you can see her tattoos.

"Uh-oh, I meant to type in '$9900,' as Rick told me.....he ain't gonna be happy....."

YeahmanItellyouwhat. Playthatnintendoasakidman. MostdangolfunIeverhad. Shotthemdangolducksforhours. BangbangbangwoooItellyouwhat. Dangoldogkeptlaughingatmethough.

Middle ground? Compromise? On the "talking points" and "embrace debate" modern-society Internet?

Someone get this guy a straitjacket and a prescription for powerful anti-psychotics, stat. He's talking sense.

seriously too bad about the pokemaster getting caught or whatever, seriously. those were good pills.

Curiously, this is a giant argument both for and against drug legalization.

On the one hand, if you legalize all drugs, even hard drugs, you get entities like the FDA and the Federal Trade Commission (in the US; I'm sure other countries have similar agencies) keeping an eye on what's going into people's bodies, even…

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

Surely you guys could have published a better photo of Beadle and Colin Cowherd than this one. At least use one where he's wearing pants?

How about having a player-coach? They always talk about it with the Lakers and Kobe. Why not try it in football? I think that [googles "who is the best player on the Browns?"] Joe Thomas [who?] would be a great candidate.

I'm guessing this guy won't be signing with the Jets or Giants

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)