Can you cross post this to Jezebel now? Normally you guys wait so long that the 'visiting' site's users are already buried once they see it.

I won't believe Winston came in first until I see it confirmed by DNA testing.

"Man, is that a hot story...I've never seen a story so packed with hot, juicy tips..."

The funny thing is a guy in Mack Brown's position is the very reason Saban should be as greedy as he fucking wants to be. No big school is ever going to give Mack Brown big money if he's out of a job tomorrow. For all Saban knows, his luck runs out and he turns into a terrible coach and he's the next Mack Brown. Get…

You don't have to answer that, Sean. Lawyer up!

I don't like that opinion. Do you have another one?

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This is like a mythbusters where they prove once and for all that backwash is a real thing.

Dana White is such a prick. These guys are killing themselves for the organization and he shits all over them. GSP is of the sports best ever. He has the nerve to say taking a break isn't an option. UFC pays the fighters like shit. Treats them like shit. I can't wait until the fighters get sick of putting up with the…

GUH. The way he clamps his frog lips around the bottle....it's unsettling.

Dude drinks from a bottle by wrapping his lips around it. Is he 5-years old? No wonder he choked.

Is anyone going to be sober enough to care?

How aren't they subsidized? NCAA football programs are an enormous financial drain on the system. Only 23 out of 228 Division I schools in the NCAA are in the black. And football is by far the most expensive sport, even without considering the opportunity cost of the 85 scholarships the FBS programs get.

+1. These bros can go to college their whole lives. You are only valuable as a sportsman from about 17 - 30, depending on sport, talent level, and health, natch. This is robbery masquerading as school spirit. And to preempt the small school truthers, this isn't about you. Your school situation will go on more or…

The system is beyond reform. End the farce. End it. If people want NCAA football that bad, let them spin it off to be what it already is, a professional minor league. They'll either find a way to pay their athletes a fair market rate or they'll no longer exist. But stop subsidizing a system that absolutely no one…

People don't realize how much it costs to make clothing. If you are Wal-Mart and make a zillion at once over in China, then yea, you can sell t-shirts for a few bucks a pop and make a profit. They won't be made very well, or fit very well, but whatever. If you want to make a decent fitting t-shirt made of quality…

Question becomes: how many of the voters would honestly evaluate everything at week 8 based on what has happened, and how many will still keep a personal top 25 pre-seeded with their biases in preparation for the rankings going live?

Wait, Dwight Howard improved?
And didn't Bobby Bowfinger also have problems with sugar?

Sports team doctors don't generally get the benefit of the doubt. I'm so used to sports team doctors being quacks that anything that even LOOKS like quackery sets off my alarms. That her site reeks of quackery, but doesn't appear to actually BE quackery is really disconcerting. It's like she learned from quacks,…

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