[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

Dude. Because it's Matt Lauer. Your expectations are way out of whack.

The two somersaults at the beginning are like the human equivalent of what the car does in this video:

Jesus, New Orleans, how many swingers is enough before you stop encouraging irresponsible promiscuity?

She's with David Carradine now.

Florida Real Estate Tips™: As with all Tampa Bay-area homes, assume there is no basement; likewise, unless the listing specifically states otherwise, assume there is a stripper pole.

I don't know. Although I think the more appropriate question is "What kind of man deliberately tries to ejaculate in his pants?"

Doug Mirabelli's Day
9:00 Shakes off the cobwebs and gets out of bed.
9:01 Lets out a blistering fart and takes 90 second piss on his hands, farts 5 more times.
9:03 Drinks three raw eggs Rocky Balboa style and opens the fridge.
9:05 Takes out leftovers from the Kowloon Pupu Platter for three he picked up last night.
9:15…

The double standard involved in this is so blatant that it borders on comical. Its hard to believe that this is allowed to go on.

You know what the hardest part about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay.

Are you white?

Big deal. If you want a #2 all over your webpage, it's been done.

Finally, an Eagle who gets where Riley Cooper is coming from.

Well that's the pot calling the kettle black.

ESPN Recruiting List for show entitled Numbers Never Lie

This video becomes much less impressive when you realize that, rather than being fearless, Dennis was just on his Kindle the whole time.

I don't know how someone could make such an egregious error.

Her race ended in tears.

i don't think the usmnt will be hurting because of this decision. you're right that dempsey isn't shea and i would never argue that, but maybe donovan is a better comparison and i think the coaching system of the actual national team has had more of an effect on him than the competition he faces at the club level. and…