If being the team's player of the month in the only full month he was at Everton is "not cutting it", I hope all future American stars will "not cut it" in Europe as well.

Just wait until Qatar 2022.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

Big deal. This guy's beard carried three kids.

Contrary to popular belief, Adrian Peterson actually had another adorable unborn son that he used to repair his ACL.

Probably wouldn't have happened if they'd recorded in landscape.

Yeah, but you can pay doctors to say anything.

legal experts refer to this as the "when you eatin' ass, you KNOW it's ass" defense

RIP Bruce Banner

At least the trainer was also banned for life.

Actually, the article doesn't question the validity of holocaust survivors per se. It questions the validity of labeling all holocaust survivors automatically as good, virtuous people.

Yes because everyone loathed Eternal Sunshine

Still better than Johnny Depp's version.

For my money the best pool dunk of all time goes to Casey Anthony

"Double Penetration delivers 4 minutes of ball-cupping, soaking wet, all-guy action with the rim-rocking finishes you've cum to expect."

I've always heard that the opposite of Christopher Reeve is Christopher Walken.

Too bad Sheed didn't end up back there. He never looks sad when he's holding green.

This sucks. Now no one will take the Gold Cup seriously.

ESPN had locked the video in the vault as they didn't want to admit that they invited Ryan Leaf to the ESPYs

Who performed the first musical number?