Me and the wife watched it a couple days ago. We both enjoyed it. And she sang the song from the party word for word.

Team Bette on this one. Well, really Team Bette on everything.

The movie is fabulous. It’s ostensibly for kids but full of really weird funny shit. Perfect for “augmented viewing” if you’re lucky about what state you live in.

between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

I don’t want to even read through the article. I just came here to say:

It was too hot in her case, too. The restaraunt had been warned repeatedly to lower the temp of their coffee. I’m not sure why your dad’s case invalidates hers. People are klutzy; I drop my phone four times a day at least. That’s why drive-through restaurants shouldn’t serve beverages so hot they’ll melt skin,…

If Bianca Del Rio is Dora give this film all the Oscars.

I’m not being defensive about it, I’ve accepted that I am wrong, but since people like you are still lining up to tell me I’m wrong, I’ve decided that the best course of action is to be an unreasonable person. I have dug myself out of deeper holes than this. You can only say “i’m sorry, i’m ignorant” so many times…

I saw it in a movie in a theology class 10 years ago and did no further research on the subject. I have literally made comments on Deadspin before about this very thing and have never been corrected. I feel like everyone just played the long-con on me. I go in with a comment attacking a rape apologist, leave being…

Because giggling at the thought of a grown man putting his weiner through a bed sheet means that I hate the Jews, obviously.

This is becoming exhausting to watch. Trump clearly isn’t mentally fit to be President. Can he please be removed now? I don’t think I can take much more of this. Kthnx.

I just walk right into them. Most of them time they’re not expecting it so they bowl over like a house of cards.

I love how these guys all consider themselves arbiters of beauty and deserving of attention from only the most beautiful women- and they look like, well, unformed bread dough with a rash and/or rolled in cat hair.

Except for all of the stories other women have told about how awful he was to them, yes, sure, all reason for hope. I will not buy your bridge, Lethe. I will not buy anything from someone who does not understand that who we are and what we do inform each other. It is impossible to separate the work from the actions…

I hope that in her home country of Bjorklandia (I have no idea, just guessing here), that there is a legal process to nail this bastard’s dick to a wall. I’ve never been into her music (I’m the right age but my heart was fully occupied with Alanis Morrisette), but my impression of her is that she’s a joyous and…

None of this seems that unreasonable to me.

Man, Crystal Harris did not think about her five year plan.

I mostly work from home and I’m doing a great job of becoming a shut-in. Highly recommended!

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

You could probably have shortened that down to “Because Batman fans are delusional and some of them have infiltrated DC’s editorial offices,” but that works. :)