This guy is clearly a cop.

If you let the cops in, you’re basically giving them consent to search. There’s flavors and variations in laws. But one trick police will do is they will say, “Mind if I come in to talk?” and they’ll lean forward and angle their body as though it’s a foregone conclusion that you will let them in. That’s a sure sign…

I got a very painful condition known as Jumper’s Knee from playing too much beach volleyball. It sidelined me from any explosive exercise for six months, and still bothers me today - 10 years later.

13.) People just absolutely LOVE to see information in slideshow format.

why? why would i want an unseasoned layer of plant matter on top of an otherwise carefully planned and executed sandwich?

Unfortunately hotels have used the pandemic as an excuse to cut all kinds of things and have been pretty slow in bringing any of it back.

I’m the opposite. Everything is awful and sometimes some low-stakes celebrity gossip can be a nice palate cleanser after reading about the new and exciting ways everything’s just burning down around us.

This one is funny to me!  I have no issues killing animals for meat or as pests, but possums are harmless outdoor roombas and killing them just means I have to pickup more dead animals and garbage. 

You write, “For example, setting no-kill traps and then relocating animals may seem compassionate, but according to the British Columbia Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (BC SPCA), it’s neither a permanent nor humane solution.”

possums are ugly but clean up all the bad stuff such as dead birds and snakes.

Similarly, I have 3 rules: Don’t lie to me; Don’t beat on me; and Don’t cheat on me. Break any of those and you can just move on down the road. Most anything else is negotiable.

Step 1: Don’t be dating me.

Same. And I know she feels the same and I’m glad of it.

While I do respect the idea of second chances, if my wife cheats on me, it’s game over. 

Maybe she can score a Depends deal. Alec ain’t getting any younger.

“CAZZIE, COME ON!” Larry David told her. “YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST!”

I’ll never understand what women see in Pete Davidson. He’s certainly not talented or good looking, and by many accounts just a annoying douche...wait, I think I answered by own question.

Sadly, this will just be a temporary glitch. People don't care that he used drugs, and hit his wife. The only thing he's got against him is, he's starting to look old and raddled. But that hasn't stopped woody Allen et al. 

At this point, they should just cancel the franchise. The second movie was poorly received. The third movie needed a major rewrite. JK Rowling came out as a proud bigot. COVID halted filming. Now Depp is fired (and the producers all have egg on their face).

Just further proof of why bringing this suit was was such a stupid idea. I did believe that Depp was abusive. However, many people didn’t and many still don’t (or believe she deserved it. By bringing this suit it was inevitable that all the accusations against Depp would be repeated publicly. People who had forgotten…