Skip the bs, stress and high costs... do a destination wedding, all inclusive (with a handy built in honeymoon!). I’m amazed at the lengths some people will go to for one day. (which seems to be pretty stressful for a lot of people)

In my old church, unless you attended youth services you couldn’t remain in good standing with the church or make your confirmation if you didn’t attend. It was compulsory.

What exactly are you attempting to insinuate here? That at some particular age he should be excused/not responsible for his actions? Seriously curious.

She carries her pregnancies that way— you can barely tell she’s pregnant until she’s ready to pop. Some chicks carry that way, (lucky!) had a friend once who nobody could believe was pregnant.

I’m on the “it’s wishful thinking” train.. :D

Holy shit, these smoker fanboys really go for the jugular... such nastiness over different ways to cook ribs. Yeesh

Note to self: if ever stranded on a deserted island, HEAD TO THE TREES at nighttime.. South Park may have gotten this one right. (CRAAAB PEOPLEE)

Seriously, how in *any way possible* does this video have anything to do with this conversation?

When I was a kid I used to make it spell out die and murder and stuff like that to freak my friends out.. I made 2 cry and still lmao every time I think about it.. (of course I eventually told them it was me) I probably should feel bad, but I really don’t. :D Side note: Cable guy came out the other day and saw my…

Bro, I wouldn’t get too upset.. you apologized and people are still going apeshit over a stupid fucking comment. No matter how many times you say sorry, there’s still going to be indignant people there to tell you what a fuck up you are. I mean, they even had it on Curb... dick through sheet (regardless of…

Until reading your comment, I had no idea of the differences between deodorant and antiperspirant.. (I’m 37) I guess I never had any issues so I just chose one that I’ve been using for years (smells good and I’m not stinky) and never thought twice about it.. You learn something new every day! :D

Wow. Do you go through just bottles and bottles of hand lotion? If you’re washing your hands that much, they must get super dry.

OMG, resorting to toilet paper, oh, the horror. (except for the fact that you’re totally sure it hasn’t been used by another person and is “clean”)

Less cheese? Blasphemy

Is it fucking crazy that I sighed with relief that the poor lady wasn’t dead at the end of it? Wtf is wrong with this country when that’s the first thing I think of..?

This is so me.. I can pound back shots of Absolut and wake up the next morning with no hangover/headache (and during said drinking), but give me one glass of wine and I’ll get a massive headache that lasts forever! Nice article, thanks!

THIS!! <3 Unless I straighten them and continue to do so during the day (and I live in South Florida so the humidity is killer) I look like I have devil-horns to the side! :D Great description!

I feel like a conspiracy theorist, but the possible issues with unauthorized listening (think hackers/gov’t/wtf knows) makes my chance of buying an Alexa-type electronic device close to nil. Seems awesome, but no. Maybe I’ve read too many sci-fi novels.. :D

Florence Supermax is hardcore- worse than death. (good)

I was a D cup in the 6th grade... :) I was a normal size with super-sized boobies. :D Many, many jokes were told. :P