You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

Other outlets are reporting the woman’s full name is Tami Barker, and that she is an ESL instructor at a local community college. Someone’s in the wrong line of work.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

She’s a weasel.

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

Burn!!!

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

It’s part of Obamacare’s benefits that no one knows about so please stop telling people! I’ve booked him again tomorrow and poor Oscar is exhausted.

How do I apply for this program

Ok, I’m listening...

I believe it was Obama’s program to rent out Oscar Isaac with no interest while one was still enrolled in school.

So what’s a “stud-loan”? Does this mean I can borrow Alexander Skarsgård for a few hours if I give him back?

Agreed. She probably laughed her ass off and was like come on now, Will, I told you to take it easy on the wine coolers.

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

We’ve had some attempts at sexual assault on our campus and the surrounding neighborhood. So what was the campus police’s solution? To warn women about the dangers of going out alone. Reminding them to walk with a friend, or walk with purpose, to have a weapon of some kind handy, and to call for a safe walk (where the…

As a cis white male, I support this message. While many of us don’t have our heads up our asses, there are far too many of us that do.

BAN CIS MEN. FROM EVERYTHING.