Hm...I have been wanting to try edibles! Now I have a reason to get a move on about it. Thanks for the tip!

Friendly reminder to my fellow blue state residents: We are not immune. These people are everywhere.

Right? Her innovation just does.not.stop. I’ve been blown away by her for YEARS. I don’t know many other people who are in that league! I just admire her so much. I know everyone is like MISSY!!! But I still feel like she is SOOOOOOO underrated because there really just are no words!!!

RIGHT?? I was all, “there’s no way that isn’t going to be some CGI shit” then watched it again and I was like fuuuuukkkc. Shit is dope.

Literally gasped out loud when the first dancer fell back into the pool. I wish the song was just sliiiiiiiiiiightly faster but there’s no doubt at all that Missy can still throw down. Good lord did we need this today.

You guys aren’t the only ones having panic attacks. We’re right next door and we’ll be one of the first nuked

My husband and I are compiling lists of countries that are good for expats if you want to move even further away. Sigh.

This is the goodest question I’ve heard in a long time.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

This is my only joy lately, knowing that those Good Salt of the Earth Everymen who voted for this rancid orange barnacle will soon be well and truly fucked as a result of their actions. Of course, we all will be to a certain degree. Just let me have this schadenfreude for a moment longer.

...good.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

My husband took the baby ... and they both marched with me. And didn’t even demand cookies at the end of the day. HOW DID HE DO IT?

She has my ire, and that is it.

By sparks, are you referring to the way to willingly partered individuals interact? And the lack thereof, how someone effectively enslaved by someone does?

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

That’s totally what I got out of this.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”