God, that fucking storyline . . . I adore Grant Morrison’s run on Batman, but the Omega Beam-time travel thing was just so goddamn stupid. Like he wrote the ending first and then had to contrive ways to resolve the story

Superhero comics as a monolithic entity kinda suck right now, though. There are individual bright spots (I’m catching up on Immortal Hulk rn, and HOOOOOOLY SHIT it’s really fucking good), but the Big Two are both INCREDIBLY inconsistent

Gotta disagree about “Athletic.” I think they always wanted it to sound like a player piano; that was always the impression I got, from literally the first time I heard it. Has this alpine/western feel to it; there’s a reason they always played it for levels that take place up in the sky

Ohhhhhhh that’s it. Got them confused

Isn’t Dita Von Teese a complete wacko nowadays?

I HATE that Dunks are coming back, but these look pretty good. Not mad at them

What about yogurt whisked with a little bit of cream? I’m a HUGE fan of yogurt-marinated chicken

If they built the bath house from Spirited Away in there, I’d probably never leave

Gf and I are going to treat it like WW84: get extremely high and watch it while constantly making fun of it

The (weirdly credulous) NYT article on this piece of shit made it sound like Linton picked Westwick SPECIFICALLY because he’s an alleged rapist. Such a brave stand against cancel culture!

Well said. The story ops are training wheels; they let you get the feel of the level. The actual joy of the game is taking the training wheels off

You don’t have to follow the pins. IIRC, you can choose to disable that element of the minimap (or disable a HUD entirely!). Also, while you can complete kills in a particular style (and the game will telegraph that for you if you want), there are also alternate paths to do so, as well as completely new ways to do…

My backlog is about as deep as it’s ever been rn, to the point that I’ve listed the next few games I have to play before I buy new ones; Hitman 2 going on sale two weeks ago nearly blew that all up, because I had a fucking BALL with the 2016 Hitman.

You may have just codified exactly why I’ve had a nearly-lifelong crush on Holly Hunter. TIL

God, Carey Mulligan is such an uggo. I can barely stand to look at her twisted, hideous visage. Look at that header picture! Just a zombified husk of a person.

This movie seems tailormade for a Spoiler Space. Just sayin’

Thank you for showing your ass. Now we all know to ignore your opinions

IIRC there’s a LOT of slow-motion in each ending, so they all feel a lot longer than they actually are. But I haven’t seen this movie in a long time, so I could be wrong

If you start looking through Liefeld’s catalogue, you’ll realize they ALL look like that