Like, I’m still figuring out if Hades is my GOTY, but to say that FF7R is unequivocally the best game of 2020 is just flat-out delusional

Here’s a buck, go buy yourself a candy bar

In the extremely extremely underrated movie Everybody Wants Some!, the protagonist talks about his college application essay, about Sisyphus. That, while most people look at Sisyphus as being cursed, in actuality it was a blessing, because the gods gave Sisyphus something: a purpose. It might be a futile purpose, but…

Wow frame this take because it is categorically wrong

First time I killed Hades was with the bow, which is arguably my worst weapon

I just beat Hades like five minutes ago and while his fight is tough, it’s nowhere near as hard as A&T. I used up all my DDs during the A&T fight, didn’t need them for Hades

Is there going to be a more meta answer for “Which is the best Mario game” in the future? Because I’d argue that a Mario game nowadays has to be first and foremost about Mario’s own propulsive abilities, the jump and (to a lesser extent) run. A game that doesn’t allow you to use the full scope of Mario’s abilities (as…

That whole “I like being an aunt” line is at least 90% cover to avoid saying “why in fuck would you want to have kids in THIS world???” Speaking from experience here

So are you officially a roguelike fan now? Are you going to be handling the roguelike beat? 

On the off chance you’re being sincere, here’s why: because it’s cute. Your entire comment made that “...why?” seem rhetorical, and then your followup strengthens that feeling by framing it in a really narrow way.

Holy shit, he directed Murder Party??? That movie is a GEM

“Guy who hasn’t pet dog doesn’t understand why we pet dog”

Who are the garbage people, in which movie?

??? Can you expand on that?

Milkshake Duck is impossible to avoid. The inevitable revelation that they’re Trump supporters in 10 . . . 9 . . .

Clearly not, because there’s no punchline or anything to suggest you were making a joke

The part in the article talking about the K-pop group Blackpink wasn’t a giveaway?

This is 100% off topic, but I got struck by this fancy recently and was wondering if anyone has any insight.

Harron’s entire shtick, where they promote anti-capitalist policies without actually giving them any kind of intellectual basis or rationale or analysis, would be tiring if this were a place of serious policy discussion. It’s even worse when you’re reading it in fucking Dirt Bag

X fucking sucks. It was great as an evolution of FF ATB systems so that you can have distinct characters and call on them at any time, but the story makes NO fucking sense whatsoever, getting the Ultimate Weapons is arduous and borderline Sisyphean, and Tidus is THE most annoying protagonist out there.