Tom, would love to get a special edition of A History of Violence for Die Hard With A Vengeance, a close second to the original Die Hard in terms of sheer entertainment. The ending doesn’t QUITE land, but the actual narrative is SOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD

I’m in the extremely rare position where I recently bought two different games that I’m honestly straight up SALIVATING for (Hades and New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe), but I made a vow to clear out more of my backlog, so Dishonored it is. For now.

The grind on this game was harsh even for back then, and the rhythm took a lot of practice to master (I beat the entire damn game and wasn’t EVER able to get more than 2 rhythm attacks for the wind dragoon), but the actual mechanics and story were surprisingly sound. This game should absolutely be packaged up with…

Motherfuckin’ Hades dropped yesterday in a surprise move, and that got bought and downloaded IMMEDIATELY. Supergiant has yet to make a game that I didn’t at least enjoy in the moment, and I’m looking forward to diving into the synergies and character moments that pop up. My gf in particular LOVES roguelikes and has…

Even though I know to automatically ignore someone who uses “don’t simp” unironically (and apparently doesn’t know how to use the word “ignorant”), here’s a summary of the article: Twitch streamers don’t want excessive ads interfering with their own creative processes, but their corporate overlords force it on them…

I thought this was going to be meat buns and syrup in a fried-chicken-and-waffles-type thing. Still sounds good tho

Am I crazy or does Kim have lazy eye boobs? Like, they’re pointing in very different directions

So: basically how the MCU handled Arnim Zola, which IMO was the EXACT right way to do it

I doubt they’re abandoning consoles since World was a HUGE hit. More like they’re using the Switch as a test for a bunch of ideas that may or may not get implemented further down the line

I’ve forced myself to not buy any new games until I make more room in my backlog, and I JUST made an exception for NSMBU. GodDAMMIT I’ve been wanting Hades ever since it was announced

The person you would like to punch is named Jim Spanfeller and he is a noted herb. 

They literally have no choice in this. It’s been extremely well documented that the editors and writers have tried running this up the flagpole multiple times, and the herbs in charge have either ignored or shut down those efforts EVERY SINGLE TIME

Do you HONESTLY think the writers have anything to do with the ads? What an ignorant fucking comment

Bingo. They probably did it just to be dicks

WOW, no, you’re flat out misreading what I said. I pointed out that OP is never going to find this game for less than MSRP, let alone $45

I mean . . . in addition to how dumb it is to put the onus of sales on a retailer, they’re just leaving money on the ground! The only reason to rely so heavily on resale markets is when you have a specific good that you want branded as “luxury” and that will be hotly desired by aficionados, i.e. special-drop Jordans.…

Please explain how Nintendo could possibly affect the price in resale markets without printing more copies

There is absolutely no way that A. they’ll ever drop the price on this, and B. that you’ll be able to find it at anything close to MSRP. This artificial scarcity horseshit that Nintendo is doing is absolutely going to drive prices up on this

It’s basically Gerri vs Shiv, and I’m not sure how Gerri doesn’t win that

HE WAS SLEDGE HAMMER?!?! HOLY SHIT, no wonder he’s been making comedy cameos forever