They are UTTER BULLSHIT. “Beg us for the job you’re applying for”. Every time I’ve gotten an interview or offer out of it, my letters have been IMO dogshit, and the letters that I’ve written that have been informative and explain exactly why a job is so appealing and why I’d be a good fit always come to NOTHING.

There were CHILDREN IN THE BATHROOM, you unspeakably stupid piece of gristle. Tell me if you would EVER be okay with a grown man filming your child in the bathroom, REGARDLESS of whether it “sees” anything

I saw my mom, stepdad, and two brothers and their gfs last weekend. It was good, but I confronted some issues I only recently realized I have about getting together with them, and unfortunately it was in the context of my mom confronting similar issues. I left with mixed feelings.

I’ll be honest: the writing for basically any Switch game featuring Mario has been phenomenal across the board. I was astonished how often I legitimately LOLed during Mario v Rabbids

T.I.’s verse on Big Beast (from Killer Mike’s seminal R.A.P. Music) is flames on fire. No joke, I stopped dead in my tracks when I first heard it, and it’s still one of the verses I point to when I’m trying to define flow

You nailed it here. I don’t have kids, but there are still demands on my time, and having these collectathon games just aren’t nearly as appealing as they used to be.

2020 has given me a whole shitload video games to root against. Between the ongoing undercooked Stadia business, and Amazon Games’ abject failure in creating a compelling game despite having functionally infinite money, my schadenfreude is overwhelming. I hope all the devs involved find brilliant fulfilling jobs…

I saw a tweet that showed the difference between how Annie shot Denzel and Viola in VF for Fences, and how Dario shot Viola above. It’s fucking night and day. Leibovitz makes Denzel and Viola look ashy, with gray tones. The Dario cover is rich, with a lot of subtle luminescence.

Re: Dead Cells, sometimes a game just clicks with you after a long time away. In a similar vein, I took a six month break from Enter the Gungeon many years ago; my first game back, I ticked off several goals that I’d been working towards for a WHILE

Ceviche. Buy some good fish, cube and toss it with lime juice and any other produce you’ve got lying around (radishes, hot peppers, mint, cilantro, and parsley are some of my favorites; save cucumbers to toss in just before you serve, or else it’ll get too soupy), leave in the fridge for an hour or three, serve with…

When approaching a group of enemies, Jin can call out to them with a challenge for one-on-one combat against their strongest fighter.

My mom bought me the soundtrack album for this when I was (I’m guessing) around 6, and SOMEHOW I still remember snatches from two different songs. “WALK STRAIGHT! No need to mutaaaaaate”

My personal issue with “hunting” as an overarching idea is trophy hunting, which is absolutely repugnant. I’ve had neighbors, friends, and family members who go hunting every year who either only hunt enough to stock their freezer for the winter, or who do that AND ALSO donate all their excess meat to shelters/soup…

It’s SO SLOW and SO SQUISHY. I feel like parts of Audition were inspired by that one scene alone

What in the world is that mug

Celery is utterly delicious. Great in salads, great with peanut butter on top, and indispensable in tuna salad. Riley, I’m noticing you don’t like crunchy, high-water-content veggies. What’s up with that?

You think Jeff Bezos wants other people to be successful? Grow up

I absolutely need to play Zodiac Age. My dedication to 12 is entirely predicated on the PS2 version, where ZA is supposed to be a totally superior game

On the one hand, that’s a nuanced and deep take on just about any media consumption and is probably true. On the other, this is the internet so MY OPINION SUPERSEDES YOURS DAMMIT