Awkward Zombie’s MGS V comics never failed to crack me the fuck up. SO ACCURATE

Bought a bottle of Lucano last night, and it might be my favorite amaro. It’s got a light body but a nice walnutty-esque bitterness.

That’s the only way that asshole knows how to play! Fuck him in his eye socket

The refs were a fucking joke tonight, utterly unqualified to take care of this game. Obvious PIs going unwhistled, and Schwartz should be described like Gregg Williams if this is how he’s going to play defense. Sendejo should be sent to the fucking gulag for how he’s playing

This is 100% how people die every year: they don’t do the proper steps leading up to it, and amoebas end up infecting their brain. I’m not saying you don’t take careful prep, but it is not for people who don’t painstakingly go through their prep

They’re not making it to the playoffs. This is an objectively bad taek

There’s some key context missing here: bikini barista kiosks are EVERYWHERE in Cascadia, and they’re exactly what they sound like. A scantily clad woman in a coffee shop about the size of a tollbooth, making lattes and showing her boobs for money

Is there a reason Yale isn’t the subject of the photo up top?

Username checks out. Thanks CC

At this point, I only watch the team I love when it’s convenient, and skip all the other games. It’s gotten easier every year to just . . . NOT watch football, and my life has become exponentially better

Thought the same thing. HAS to be an homage.

There is no rng in Celeste whatsoever

I’m legitimately surprised you say “fuck the Seahawks.” I don’t know how many Bears fans love them for spoiling the Packers’ playoffs dreams over and over

Play with the controller like the rest of us, asshole

Jesus fuck, that’s the cutest thing I’ve heard all week

The real story is that they were able to contain Mack. Guy was good for 5 combined tackles, and definitely helped keep the offense on their toes by stuffing any run attempts up the middle. Meanwhile, Bakhtiari did such a great job of containing him that they had to switch him to right, where even “simple” double teams…

Is that anecdote in the Direct video??? I still haven’t watched it, but that sounds AMAZING

This is EXACTLY where my head went. No, you won’t be able to run 10 yards with the ball against even the Saints’ defense, but if you can run a quick out route? Easy money

YMMV in musical stuff, sure, but have you gotten to Hotto? I thought the music there was pitch perfect