I used to do it for Soul Calibur II back in college, but I was also playing against people who had basically no video game experience

Saints fan: “I desperately need a cutting bon mot, as sharp as Ahab’s harpoon, to pierce the NFL’s thick hide. Something that will surely last through the ages as THE ultimate insult.”

So is this post just operating under the assumption that the general manager or regional manager of an Old Navy in PA can’t be racist, or at least racially biased in who they wanted on screen?

Loved this article, John. Thanks for writing it

Told nearly this exact story a few weeks ago. I went to an EXTREMELY rural town in Mexico to basically pour concrete floors for homes and do a few side jobs here and there, and they had a Neo Geo cab. To this day, the best KOF 98 (looking at the dates, it was somewhere in 96-98) player I have ever seen was this kid…

Indiana continues to be a hotbed of white supremacist hillbillies who don’t think much further than the next vial of meth. The Steelers are more likely to sign Kaep than the Colts. Never forget Mike Pence came from that grotesque sauna plain.

Basically ALL of the Disney games from that era were solid fucking gold. I thought about buying a Genesis mini just for the Disney games

I mean, if we’re talking dream Disney collection, it would have the recently remastered Duck Tales, Castle of Illusion, World of Illusion, Jungle Book, Genesis Aladdin, Maui Mallard, Magical Quest, Goofy’s Hysterical History Tour, and Mickey Mania. Twist my arm and throw in the SNES Aladdin and original Chip n Dale’s…

Dammit, I got kinjaed. It was crystal clear when I first posted it. Here’s the link

Many years ago, I had a Playboy that had a pictorial and interview with Jaime Bergman who apparently briefly dated Durst. Apparently he had a habit of going into extremely expensive restaurants, like Wolfgang Puck (the Beverly Hills one) or Nobu, ordering nearly everything on the menu, and just eating a bite of each…

High school is full of stupid people. You were stupid in high school, I was stupid in high school, that’s what high school IS

There’s an Achewood for everything. “Dude of gravity”

The first two are objective masterpieces, and Arkham Knight is one of the few games I have ever traded in immediately after beating. Fuck that game in its ear

No, you’re right, it SUCKS. It’s weirdly slippery, like it’s begging you to drift, and then sucks ass when you actually DO drift. PLUS, there’s a key story mission involving it where the controls and camera angle get WORSE, and it sucks.

This sounds like Until Dawn. I LOVED Until Dawn the first time I played it, then realized in the second playthrough that individual decisions didn’t have the same sense of weightiness as (to use another example of narrative, choice-driven games) Oxenfree. I was actually really disappointed in how UD turned out with…

I remember the Jungle Book! I would spend worryingly long periods of time at the Blockbuster Genesis kiosk playing that damn game.

That’s a big if, and isn’t his family from Taiwan? While you could take the angle that it’s a Taiwanese “selling out,” it seems more likely he’ll be at least SOMEWHAT outspoken, especially since he was pretty upfront about his pride in being Taiwanese when he was in the NBA

The owner is a notoriously fickle pennypincher who drinks a bottle of Johnnie Blue, the most overpriced whisky in the world, every day. The QB listens to Train to get pumped up. The team’s fans somehow manage to span racial divisions even though the actual city it’s housed in is so conservative, its wealthiest…

He looks like Sloth after getting some work done

The REALLY interesting thing, in my opinion, is what’s going to happen to the game in about 10 years. Between the ticket prices going up and TV exclusivity deals happening all over the place, the game could very well tank into the ground soon.