Swedish, not Swiss

I had it once in Florida on a REALLY hot day and thought it was a damn fine beer. Then I had it a few months later in the Northeast and wondered how in fuck caramel color-flavored beer could have ever been tasty

I don’t personally know anyone who’s a fan of Philly teams, thank god, but I’m Very Online and every single NBA-related board was awash with Sixers fans complaining about that shot until about a week after the Raptors hoisted the championship

M’Brady

A guy I used to work restaurants with apparently would have espresso drinking contests with another guy on slow nights. He told me his record was 6 or 7 before he got too jittery to survive

DUMP Tajin on the tomato pizza. My summertime breakfast is usually toast, a THIN layer of mayo, sliced tomatoes, and Tajin all on top. It basically heightens the tomato experience

This is not nearly on par with the above ideas, but watermelon, feta, and a shitload of Tajin to taste is basically summertime bliss. Have some mezcal or tequila on the side if you’re looking to add some swerve to your day

Nobody cares about your opinion

JESUS, if you’re relying on Ree Drummond, you’ve already lost

Do . . . you think “gravy” is just a sauce made out of broth or general meat juice? Because basically every recipe for true gravy (brown or white) calls for a roux first. Every recipe for enchilada sauce I can find does not call for flour; it’s just broth simmered with spices until it thickens. Bad taek

Who in fuck has “tangy” gravy???

Ha! Relevant question. I was 9 when My Girl came out, and my crush flared back up when I saw Veep

I don’t know why this comment made me think of this, but HEB is probably the best low-income grocery store I’ve ever been to, and Central Market might be THE best grocery store I’ve ever seen.
This probably doesn’t mean anything to you, but I cook at home A LOT, and this is lofty fucking praise

Final Fantasy X’s plot is nonsensical fucking trash. Fifty Shades of Grey was better written than FFX

Khalil Mack is a galactic talent, the closest thing to Reggie White that I’ve seen since the Minister retired, and is the most likeable thing about your team. I watched Bears games last year just for him. I hope he takes a knee this year so he gets run out of the league, but I can still respect the shit out of him.

Chicago is an absolutely incredible city. I’ve lived here for most of my life, so I’m biased, but I have yet to meet someone who DIDN’T have a great time when they visited, including New Yorkers stuck so far up their own ass they look like a torus. The food is incredible (Drew was grasping at straws above, and you can…

The only people who get pissy and argumentative about deep dish are out of towners. Real Chicagoans get the tavern cut

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I’ve lived in Chicago for nearly my entire life, and EVERYONE has a story about Ditka being a shitty person. This one beats them all

Uhhhhhh, well, let’s see. So you admit we’ve consistently been better for your entire life, that we’ve more Super Bowls to our name, and, let’s see, the Packers have the overall better record in the rivalry, despite the fact that the Packers were basically the Browns from the Lombardi era until ‘round about the time th…