It’s some of the most riveting acting I’ve ever seen, and is incredible considering how silent he is throughout

Let’s also not forget that IIRC the Cubs are tied for most games lost after leading in the 7th inning, and are BY FAR the best team (by record) in that miserable grouping. The utter lack of bullpen terrifies me, especially since it looks like all roads go through the Dodgers

JESUS, I didn’t hear about that. That’s fucking awful.

Mine just started coming in. It is a fucking nightmare

I mean . . . it’s kinda hard for a Bears fan to crow about “count the rings!!1!”

As a native Chicagoan Packer fan, I can tell you it is FOR SURE a defense mechanism. I honestly don’t know how many times people would try to pick fights with me for the crime of wearing a Packer hat, when I would be sitting at a bar, dead fucking silent. Eventually I got sick of it, and went the heel route instead.

Oh, so YOU’RE one of the assholes who tried to start fights with me simply because I was wearing Packer gear? 

On top of that, A. Rodgers made the Bears his bitch year in and out, and your fuck shit defense is ending that trend this year, and B. seeing Clinton-Dix in a Bears jersey is going to fucking hurt

This guy is so painfully dumb that he doesn’t even notice that all of the beers he claims to want are losing sales YOY! Like, you don’t need to have the background info about craft beer gaining share; ALL of the traditional American macrobeers on that list lost sales pretty handily.

I’m 36 years old. For my entire NFL viewing life, I’ve had the privilege of watching two of the greatest QBs of all time lead the team. This year is one of the great existential terrors of my life, right up there with watching my parents age, and for similar reasons: Rodgers is absolutely getting injured in week 2,…

I honestly didn’t know Ed Debevic’s was still around. That kinda blows my mind

Cruise should have won the Oscar for Magnolia. Everyone agrees

I legitimately adore this movie. I was working at a summer camp, and Outside Providence was one of the few videos we had in the counselor room, so we’d watch it like once a week and somehow never got sick of it. 

I’ll argue Julia and Jacques changed the perception of cooking, but Alice Waters and Reichl herself changed the perception of ingredients

HUH. So, the petroleo cocktail is tequila (or mezcal, if you’re really feeling the salt/smoke flavor) with Maggi sauce mixed in to taste, over a rock, maybe some kind of chili pepper as a garnish. That same vegetal flavor could be could with gin too. Gf needs to give this a try

WORTH THE WAIT. Also, you’re a good person

Holy living shit

There will absolutely be Italian beef shops in NYC/LA in a few years, and all the foodie blogs will ooh and aah over something that’s been in the Midwest for-fucking-ever. It’s inescapable

Even crazier than this video is the fact that Digg still exists

When we get deep dish, we’ll eat one slice each, and toss the rest in the freezer. When it’s oven baked in the cast iron (with the pan having sat in the oven, so it’s preheated), it’s nearly as good as fresh