We just moved back to Chicago after nearly a decade away, and one of the criteria for our apartment was that it had to be in the Pequod’s delivery window

Listen, I like deep dish, and my gf and I order it VERY intermittently. It’s just that A. NYC douchebags think deep dish is all Chicago eats and take it as a personal affront, and B. WAAAAAAAY too many tourists come into town and wait two hours to get a table at Uno. The tavern cut is what actual Chicagoans actually…

That header image looks like a turd wrapped in a deep-fried bedsheet

I have a couple recommendations, as I’ve lived all over the place.

You could sub “White Sox” for “Mets”, and “Cubs” for “Yankees” and your comment would still be 100% true

100% facts, though I will say my life has immeasurably improved since I greatly attentuated my time spent on NFL shit. I don’t miss fantasy one fucking bit

I agree with you that college athletes should be paid, and I share some doubts with you about whether or not owners can just trot out any fucks off the street and keep selling tickets. But at the same time, the sports unions don’t have the same career longevity as, like, a union carpenter, so they’re A. less motivated…

Do people really think that about Summer? Even back when I was an angsty, overly sensitive turd I thought JGL’s character was a bit of a weenie. Summer didn’t do anything wrong IMHO.

This level of cluelessness is fucking MADDENING. Sure, let’s all pilot some of the least fuel-efficient vehicles into one big area so we can “talk about climate change”. I’m sure they’re buying carbon offsets (the biggest band-aids the world has ever seen) to make themselves feel better. Jesus CHRIST this makes me so…

I bet the owners crack after 4 missed games.

Went to grad school in Rochester. The whole Buffalo-Rochester-Finger Lakes corridor is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen, and (being that I’m a Cold Weather Boi) is basically god’s country in my eyes. Breweries! Idiosyncratic restaurants and traditions! Rust belt architecture! Growing arts scene since…

Tagliata alla Fiorentina! Fucking CLASSIC. I cooked this for my gf when we started dating, and she immediately begged me to break it down for her step by step so she could make it at home.

Also the fact that the Bills engineered the biggest second half comeback of all time. How does something as monumental as that happen with THIS team???

My girlfriend and I went to grad school in Rochester, and for my birthday one year she surprised me with Bills-Packers tickets. I did a great job of keeping my face from falling, but she couldn’t hide the disappointment when I suggested we might want to sell the tickets instead. At first, I tried to make a thing of…

“Nothing flashy, just a solid dump” is my platonic ideal after morning coffee

Or North

Agreed, I never thought it was the older brother (in?)directly murdering his little brother, just that the actual wagon was a way of rationalizing his stepdad actually killing the kid.

Paul Pasqualoni looks like he did one of those medical vacations, but for dentures and a lobotomy. Here are some other photos that have been taken of him, ostensibly somehow for promotional purposes.

LMAOOOOOOO you couldn’t even make it to the third paragraph???

99.9% of those “bot” Twitter jokes *spoiler* weren’t actually written by bots. Along the same lines, Santa Claus isn’t real