Can someone please pound a nail into James Corden’s head

Starred for accuracy. My gf’s parents live a few miles past Schaumburg and is EXACTLY the kind of place where people actively try to snitch on each other. Meanwhile, I think I could make it as far as like Beverly if I hug the river and keep to side streets

Embedding that Schlereth tweet just makes me miss the Schlereth pick sections from older Dumparoos

Who the fuck says firstly? And then follows it up with a shitty comment?

When I waited tables, I once got in trouble because I had a table stay 2hrs past closing as they sat, drank water, and talked. They could hear me calling them assholes and being pissed off.

Love this. In all sincerity, I love people’s individual sports highlights when they were always rank amateurs like me. Directing a triple play during an intraclass baseball game in 4th grade, scoring a coast to coast goal in my group’s weekly pickup soccer game, and making a three pointer over my business school…

Very cool, “right place, right time” situation

I mean, it’s all situational. If the place is jumping, don’t feel bad about grabbing a seat at the bar and ordering something. But if there’s one table left, the kitchen has likely basically closed down for the night and you’re better off finding something else.

This is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT context, and it’s a damn shame the first time I’m reading about it in the midst of this fight is in a comment, not the actual article.

But that’s an entirely different take to be had, and one that I’d argue is still really flawed. Literally nothing tastes as good as it did when you were a kid; for god’s sake, I bought a box of StarCrunch the other day to throw in the freezer, and its one dimensionality still didn’t compare to the fist sized discus of…

Pizza Hut was unbearably greasy. The last time I ate there, I remember pulling a slice out of the pan and having to shake it dry. That’s disgusting

Aren’t you kind of missing the forest here? You all but admit you haven’t had Pizza Hut since you were a kid, but think that the new crust will live or die on the nostalgia of other people coming out for it. I stopped eating Pizza Hut because of its greasy-ass crust; looking through the comments, I’m not alone. Why…

I’m trying to figure out what kind of a problem we’re supposed to have with Khal Drogo’s IG comment

“on brand for Kotaku” what does this even mean? They’re extremely good about pointing out assholes. If you don’t like it, go somewhere else!

At this point, I sorta wonder if Cashman is nervous about the Sanchez-Judge window closing. They looked like the damn future of baseball not too long ago, and while they’re both still solid, that just hasn’t turned out the way he wanted. The FO has to be sweating that, at least a little bit

A real man also wouldn’t take a seat-filler managerial role and would instead go earn himself a real position somewhere, but YMMV

Bad Bunny is so good that he’s converted me, someone who fucking HATED reggaeton (aside from Calle 13), into a fan

Mushrooms are way better fwiw

Oh my god, do it! I’m on the Cubs subreddit, and we ROUTINELY see posts from out-of-towners who talk about how great the experience is and how nice everyone is. Not gonna vouch for our fans (there are drunk assholes everywhere), but I think if you say it’s your first time at Wrigley, you will get looked after.

Once drove from Chicago to Seattle in 4 days, as I was BEGGING my buddy to stretch it to a week. I still fantasize about taking my SWEET time around and about the US