Mark my words: Evil Within 2 is going to be one of those games that gets remastered in 10 years because it is a stone classic, and astoundingly underappreciated

You lost me at “kids having better working taste buds than adults”. 

Chips Ahoy really have gotten disgusting. It’s like cardboard and sawdust mashed up with chunks of a chocolate-like substitute. I don’t even eat them anymore, and I’m a sugar fiend

Rich, if your chicken breasts are weighing 4+ lbs each, you need to change grocery stores. I don’t eat whole chickens that weigh much more than that

I can actually see Legion working as sort of an anthology series, with a cast so sprawling that the team calls in individual specialists. Like a Global Frequency type comic

Funny, I’ve always thought of it as his mouth being this yawning abyss, filled with nothingness. The cartoon represents that pretty well too

There’s been a lot of really strange overlap between articles on Kotaku and on Polygon lately, and this one is the acme of the trend

Nailed it. If they made a driver-friendly version of the Century, I’d buy it in a heartbeat. The Crown is definitely nice, but seemingly lacks a lot of the thought-through luxury that the Century presents

On the scale of disappointing food discoveries, where does ordering pizza and discovering that it’s square cut rank?

The best thing Garoppolo has ever done is take Kiara Mia out for a date. 

Uh, Riley: couldn’t you have just created a new profile on your Switch? That way, they could have played BOTW to their heart’s content without destroying your progress

Hey Alex, question for you. I gave up on Legion after the S2 finale, because the rape of Syd felt completely out of character (also, the season meandered entirely too much). I’ve been reading these recaps to see if it’s worth catching S3, but I’m not sure if you feel like the show has adequately reckoned with David’s…

I’m from Southern Indiana, and basically say a good tenderloin sandwich is the main reason to visit. That said, I’ve never NOT seen it with mayo, lettuce, tomato, raw onion, and pickle, and if you don’t splash some mustard on there as well, you’re doing yourself a massive disservice

This is perfection. You should be writing for this site. The sweetness is always what turns me off Cool Ranch and my sweet tooth is so preeminent that I probably should have diabetes. Nacho Cheese is a Dorito that you can eat a bag of; Cool Ranch gets nasty after like two handfuls

Be careful around the optional miniboss, Airplane Hangover. It has way more life than seems fair AND its HP depends on your level from the previous night

The Tomcat is still in there because the F-14 is objectively the coolest looking fighter jet of all time

I’ve literally never seen a worse taek in my entire life. Who hates avocados? And then you compound it by hating on BACON???

Don’t @ me with “the US has done the same thing.” Yes, we all read A People’s History of the United States, you’re not fucking special

It’s interesting that he’s coming at it from a more pragmatic point of view, that the whole of the country works for Moscow, and that Putin isn’t the same leader he used to be, not that Putin has directly and indirectly benefited from various human rights abuses.

Get out of my brain. We routinely make a sort of general “green sauce” to use up leftover herbs; mix them with oil, some acid, some heat, and whatever flavoring agents you have (fish sauce and Maggi sauce work PHENOMENALLY well, even in conjunction). And you can incorporate basically anything green! Carrot tops, beet…