His head and neck are way too big for his body. How do his tiny shoulders handle the strain?

I’m with you. Hardlocking QP will stifle the reason I still play it. I’m worried it’s going to be game-wide, though; I haven’t joined a group in weeks, but they were playing around with role lock in groups a while back, even in QP

I think this sucks for OWL, but for comp? Could be necessary

“Ja! Ja! Ihre Wurst ist so groß!”

There needs to be a more expansive taxonomy for the part of the US north of Tennessee, because “the Midwest” encompasses WAY too many states and ENTIRELY too much land to be an effective region.

Grew up in Chicago, and they used to have billboards for this stuff near my house. That’s how I found out about it.

I remember this stuff as being tooth-rottingly sweet. Fogerty fucking nails it, because it’s basically green snow cone syrup mixed with soda. So of course I loved it as a kid, and can’t stand it now

it would produce the most loathsome superstar duo in all the land

Native Chicagoan here, and I will never begrudge someone putting ketchup on a hot dog. THAT SAID, I really don’t get the appeal. Hot dogs are pretty sweet on their own, and even yellow mustard has enough of an edge to work with the meat, rather than add to the overall sugariness

Damn, clearly the fault is all mine! I wouldn’t have asked for a reference on your goofy claim if I’d known you had thinner skin than a potato

“Most-admired”? Gonna need a citation for that. Musicians post other lyrics on their feed ALL THE TIME. Beeb did it once, Keenan didn’t appreciate the association with his mayo-bland music, and said as much. Nothing wrong with that.

I’ll ride for Twin Cities restaurants, where I’ve had some of the most inventive plates ever, but yeah: you nailed it

Was it good sportsmanship, or Turner wanting to keep a pitcher having an atrocious night on the mound?

That’s seemingly the entire shtick of this column: take shit that St Louis has done forever that nobody outside it cares about, then write up about how we’re actually fools for not appreciating it. And I hate-read it EVERY SINGLE TIME

Thank you for this wholesome advice, anonymous stranger! Will definitely check it out

Played a bit yesterday. I was already pretty bad at it, but I’ve been away for long enough that I forgot some of the control inputs. So, I’m stepping away again until I find a useful guide to refresh me on what I need to be doing.

I agree with everything up until your penultimate paragraph. It may well come to a point where the Thunder are putrid for years on end: in that case, the seats aren’t selling, the merch isn’t moving, and all of a sudden he has to justify the years of tanking. Same thing happened to Hinkie: he had the owner’s patience…

You and me both, broheim. I stepped out of it for a bit but am thinking about jumping back in, just to ruin people’s days