Oh HELL no. No. All of the no. Miles and miles of no. Universes and star systems of no. Infinities of no.

As a southerner, this terrifies me.

For the first time in my life, I regret living in California. Those look amazing!

I've prepared for this bullshit by making a chicken curry and vanilla maple sticky buns.

It's like they put Scandal and Homeland in a blender and added a heaping dose of vanilla. The Sesame Street spoof of Homeland had more edge.

The actor submits their name for consideration. I'm pretty sure she was asked about it (rather than a public announcement, etc.) because people didn't see her on the nomination list the year after she won the Emmy, which is when she said the thing about the writing. I don't think it was so much a stunt than it was…

DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE GHOST SEX!?!??!

That's way too much cheekbones for one family. Their offspring will probably be a high elf who shall herald the return of the Eldar onto Middle-Earth.

I read a comment about Demi and Wilmer and I almost replied to correct the person... "No, he's dating... Demi." Her name is Demi, too! In my world, there is only one Demi.

Millennial Mammy! That's exactly what this is.

"Joyce Carol Vincent, 38, wasn't discovered for two years postmortem, then surrounded by the Christmas presents she'd been wrapping while watching television."

Truthfully, I know that if I died no one would notice until they wanted me for something. So it could be days or it could be months.

GIRL, bless your 21 year old heart. Seriously. Just make your interest known, ask him out, and if he is not interested, you have all the time in the world to crush on some other cute guy. If he likes you - HIT IT. If he don't, FUCK HIS HIPSTER ASS. There are plenty more hot dudes out there that will be into you.

My response whenever i see fitz.

Retailers like Amazon, Zappos, Walmart, and all sorts of other companies using 3rd party logistics firms to handle order fulfillment have workers working round-the-clock shifts to fill orders, including on holidays, including Thanksgiving. I know people who have done (and do) it. Just because mail isn't being…

Shhh... don't tell this hipster that growing a beard for winter is now the cool thing.

You do know we landed on a comet today, right?

I actually remember that story and it is BEAUTIFUL! Thank you!

"How is that possible? Where in West Virginia is she living?"