Guys I have serious concerns about Marsala because RiRi isn't even really making it work :|
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Maybe it's just me, but when I clicked to play the video, it started at like 5:50 instead of the beginning. I think there's one option to grab the embed code from the beginning & one that gives you the code for where you're currently at with the video — and I notice the second one seems to be used a lot on Jezebel.…
Uh, now I just want Jenny and Rosario to be a couple because that was absolutely adorable.
I love love love these. And let's be real, that top one is...steamy.
I assume this is because it only seems to be Christians who force it. I have had about 8 or 9 Mormon friends and never once have they pushed it on me. I have two Muslim friends and they were both REALLY low key, barely even talking about it. Same with Jewish friends. But oh goodness, if they are a good Christian…
"A Holy Bible will get your message across loud and clear: Yes, you are a heathen. Plus, what is anyone going to say if you give them a Bible?"
I feel the same way about watching this. My father's sisters (who I seem to take after in a lot of ways) all had alzheimers and even though I only saw one Aunt who suffered, she clearly was suffering. You could see the frustration in her face when she couldn't recall something correctly and there were notes all…
Look, some people have bad butt gaskets and can't help it. The older you get, the worse it is. Parts wear out, and for some people, they can do everything possible and the fart will still come out.
Actually, according to leading medical professionals, the best way to induce labor is to be kidnapped by a soap opera villain, taken to his secret lair and then try to make an escape on a boat that eventually starts to sink. It is guaranteed to work every single time!
Eh, it's kind of on you to correct a person's perception of you when you've behaved poorly. I vividly recall running into a guy who'd been a colossal ass when when knew each other in college ten years later. Not a bully, but prone to rudeness and full of himself. He came up to me at a bar and told me he felt…
I'm one of those people who was tormented all the way through school, from 1st through 12th. I am sure some of those people have turned out differently, but I was definitely scarred and have zero interest in giving any of them a second chance. I don't live near them, I don't have any happy memories of them, and there…
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It's December, and if you work in any kind of office environment at all, you've probably already received an email…
Really? I love cock over dick. Dick makes me sound like a highschool boy. Cock is so dirty and...HNNNG
More things to call a vagina/vulva and associated erogenous zone:
I only want to hear a man refer to my cunt as such if I am 100% certain that he will not refer to me as a cunt during an argument.
I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.
Which is the scientifically correct term for the visible part of female genitalia, and it can also be used sensually in the bedroom since it rolls of the tongue smoothly and doesn't sound as cold-heartedly scientific (and inaccurate) as "vagina" nor as harsh as "cunt".
Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."
More importantly. This happened! Bow down to the King.