I mean, woke Twitter dislikes Sophia Amaruso, too.

Real adults read George R. R. Martin's increasingly graphic descriptions of diarrhea.

For like six seconds at the end. He's been disguising himself as Colin Farrell for the whole movie, but at the end his disguise wears off and he's Johnny Depp with a bleach-blond undercut.

I thought Fantastic Beasts had a sad/interesting story in the Ezra Miller character who was a wizard raised by a fanatically religious, magic-hating family and latched onto Colin Farrell's character as his only hope at being considered Special and Worthwhile. It was kind of an echo of Harry's story — except Miller…

Harry Potter is one of a very few childhood favorite things that really hasn't continued to resonate in a meaningful way during my adult life, which tends to leave me feeling pretty stranded in a generation where people do earnestly summarize their personalities in terms of their Hogwarts houses. I don't resent people…

Fair point!

Eh, you can sand off the edges to make a darker character suitable for a lighter crossover. Comics do it all the time.

Jessica Jones or Daredevil? They're other NYC-based "everyday" heroes, although I guess there's a risk that movie-only audiences wouldn't be familiar with them.

That man? Crispin Glover.

Boy, shut the fuck up.

My favorite surprise moment this episode was of Ofglen 2 being the first person to step up and protest against stoning Janine to death. It was heartbreaking, but it makes sense: She thought that being a Handmaid gave her a much better, safer life than the one she had before. She was fed, she was healthy and she had…

I get the disdain for BIP and the whole Bachelor family of products, but I do really hope that Corinne is okay. People who agree to be on shows like this place their emotional and physical wellbeing in the hands of producers and trust that they won't come out worse than a little humiliated. Even if that's arguably not…

There was no Bachelorette at all this week because of NBA finals!

I've got Wikus from District 9, a perfect super-T-shirt and "What 770,000 tubes of saliva reveal about America."

The fact that Lee is on the show at all is insanely cruel to both Rachel and the black contestants. Anyone who signs up for a reality show is agreeing to let the producers make them pretty damn uncomfortable, but there should be an understanding that they're not signing up to be threatened and degraded by someone like…

Core-in, but this particular Corinne is just known as Corn.

Must be why he has so much trouble with it in the new Twin Peaks.

I don't know. Showgirls made it look like a blast.

Don't talk about me like I'm not here!

Realistically there's no way it should have happened like that with Linda. If the chapter president of a sorority is out of the picture, the VP becomes the new president. Was Linda even on the exec board?