I've never gotten the Jessica Rabbit thing. She looks like Voldemort in a wig and eyeshadow.

Well, those are some horrific opening credits!

Eh. I found it a little grating, but I totally prefer something like this to 99% of onscreen romances, in which neither half of the couple seems to have any fun with the other, ever.

Lowe the character, nah. But I hope Wes Bentley makes it out of this with his career intact and AHS doesn't kill his comeback.

I was goggling at Montgomery for the whole scene, trying to figure out how I knew him. Of course he's Gavin Belson.

Adults who hate themselves, yeah.

I mean for me the appeal was that Charlie Day looked surprisingly hot in big glasses and a leather jacket, and now I get weird feelings when I watch Always Sunny.

Requiem for a Dream is one of those great movies that everyone should see exactly once and then never again.

I can dig that type of movie, but not when the unstoppable menace in question is another person. Not quite sure why, and I know it's kind of an arbitrary thing. But I can definitely enjoy the Lovecraftian hopelessness of living in a universe that's either hostile or indifferent to your existence — I'm one of the…

I understand that feeling. I love to be scared and to look at monsters, but I have a lot of trouble watching a movie that encourages you to enjoy torture, mutilation and suffering as the main event. For me, the main event is learning more about whatever spooky thing and hoping that the main character will make it out.…

no offense but you might be the devil

God dammit, I've gone years without thinking about that scene in King Kong. I was happy! I was getting on with my life! Why would you do this to me?!

I used to get the monthly demo/trailer disk with Official Xbox Magazine, and I remember one time I popped the disk in and accidentally selected the trailer for Silent Hill 4 when I'd meant to pick something else. I ended up running upstairs in tears about thirty seconds in.

The Grudge was the first movie to terrify me into incoherence — I watched it as part of a horror movie sleepover night at my friend's house in sixth grade, and we'd managed to get through The Ring okay, so we popped in The Grudge as a follow-up. We got about halfway through (I think to the scene of the jawless home…

Pseudointelluctual is a good way to put it. I was kind of grinding my teeth as I read the article, because the two writing styles are both really, really pretentious and don't sound like how any person would actually talk. The last sentence, especially, is kind of terrible.

Movies, what are they? Are they a thing? Let's find out.
Written and produced by J.D. Salinger.

I thought it was a musical dramedy.

Not a surprise, but it's definitely a disappointment to see that a man who can't make a game without putting his heroine in multiple scenes of sexual peril is still shitting them out.

can't wait to see more of david cage's creepy fetishistic treatment of his female characters!

I grinned like an idiot as soon as I saw this headline. Part of the reason I originally got into horror games and movies is that they were stories I considered cool and interesting, and they had a lot of girl protagonists! Whoa! I didn't have to sit at my GameBoy and furiously will myself to believe that Link was a…