Michaela spots them, Connor goes in for the kill. As a team, they fuck their way toward justice.

He was the soundtrack to a lot of the terrible frat parties I attended back in 2012, so I'm biased against his stuff. But I'm glad he's okay! Keep on doing your very specific thing, Asher Roth.

As much as I seethe over the continued success of people like Iggy Azalea, it kind of hurts me to hear about the reverse cases — the Kreayshawns and Nikki Blonskys who do one successful thing and then have to go back to working 10-hour shifts at Olive Garden. Kreay seemed like she was well-positioned for insufferable…

Mm, Tim Roth.

I like my coffee like I like my men: I don't like coffee.

I actually own two of the dresses that she's worn on the show! (The black and white one from Falsely Accused and…a different black-and-white one from William Tell.) It looks like they get at least some of her wardrobe from Modcloth.

I'm not going to claim that Heathers is less cartoonish than The Breakfast Club, but I feel like it hits much harder on the actual teenage experience that I had as an angsty white girl in a small town: feeling trapped with people you didn't choose, navigating weird shifting power dynamics within your relationships,…

I kind of felt bad for her once all the real horror stuff started, since I can understand being a bossy asshole to other people in an effort to regain control over the situation. But in the prologue scenes…yikes. How does she have any friends?

Definitely one of the best Quantic Dream-style walking simulators I've ever played. I actually liked most of the characters (Emily and Mike can get out, though) and enjoyed the monsters a lot, but there is still a fair amount of bad horror movie stuff in it. The beginning prank especially is super cartoonish —…

Absolutely heartbreaking. :( His films were my point of entry into horror and I still love tons of them — even ones that are less iconic than Elm Street or Scream have his manic energy and a ferocious sense of humor. Really an amazing, inventive filmmaker.

Heroin will do that to you. I've read a few recent interviews with him where he talks about his addiction, getting clean and trying to get back into show business — he's a really sweet guy, and I think parts like the ones he's been doing lately can still be a foundation for him to get his foot in the door again.

I accidentally romanced Juhani the first time I played KOTOR. It's a fine romance, but I was about ten years old and thought we were just super close bestest gal pals until the confession scene.

Nobody steals from Jack Crawford and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Jack Crawford.

Honestly, I feel like T.J. Miller only has the one voice regardless of which character he's playing.

I've been dealing with a case of the Missouri blues and feeling upset about my relationship lately, so naturally I went on a Gillian Flynn binge: I read Dark Places, Gone Girl, and Sharp Objects, and rewatched Gone Girl's film adaptation for what must be the tenth time. People focus on the gender stuff in that one,…

I've never thought A Nightmare on Elm Street was very scary, but it's such a fun movie that you really can't complain. When Wes Craven hits, he hits - he's got a sense of pacing and character that keeps his best stuff incredibly entertaining. When he misses…he makes The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Bedelia's a character I still don't get. What's the point of her? How is she still a practicing psychiatrist? Are there no others around because everyone else in this version of the U.S. is busy working on murder tableaux all the time?

Poor, poor Chilton. His suffering is so disproportionate to his actions - but I think that might be the point. Of the longtime major characters, he's the only one who's never achieved a Becoming. Jack, Will, Alana and Margot have all been whittled into sharper, more predatory versions of themselves over the course of…

I thought it was a sign of her becoming more 'legitimate' than she was at the start of the series. Tattlecrime is still the worst kind of shock-schlock journalism, but it's a physical paper now instead of just a website. She's moved up in the world! Time to tone it down and start looking a tiny bit more professional.

He's not self-hating, he's just been really aggressive in essentially trying to bully celebrities out of the closet. It's that whole gross idea that any famous gay person has a responsibility to come out publicly.