No because there are so many celebrities and we have to determine if they are woke or baes, so we cannot have any actually funny or interesting content.

It would explain being with Chris Martin. He’s like the tofu of men.

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

This is literally all I want to talk about right now. A naturopath is definitely a person and not a disease, right? Does this mean her naturopath was trying to murder her???

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

I vote we permanently replace Dr Drew with Jeff Goldblum.

Collins quotes Melania during her period as a racist birther mouthpiece, saying, “It would be very easy if President Obama just show it. It’s not only Donald who wants to see it. It’s American people, who voted for him, and who didn’t voted for him, they want to see that!”

I honestly believe he is the type of guy who thinks that going down on a woman is beneath him, and doesn't do it, but totally thinks she should going down on him.

Sshh!, baby. Just close your eyes and let his tiny hands caress you.

Some of the movies I’ve made, I bow my head in slight shame over.”

I just want what Britney wants.