I usually get no more than a smirk from reading these, but NerfNow made burst out laughing. That was genius.

Being a dick in a game full of bright colors is still being a dick.  This is like saying it’s no big deal to punch someone as long as you have the Benny Hill theme playing when you do it.  

“As an independent studio, our partnership with Epic has given us the freedom to create Hitman 3 exactly as we imagined and self-publish the game to our players directly.”

He respec’d and transferred all his STR into LCK, that’s how he finally won a competition in Sun & Moon.

Oh my god! one of the mini games he got was slime climb and he just ...walked right through it like it was nothing. He doesn’t even know how miraculous that is!!

Welp, there goes my idea

Getting Flashbacks....

Did not know that, that sucks.

Still think Zack keeps a little notebook under his pillow with banned names. Me, The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up.

November is coming.....

There we go, that’s better.

GOOD FOR HEALTH