But.. but.. Dance Dance Revolution!!

Wait a minute. In FFVI there was that scene with Madonna and Maduin floating around each other, with sparkles and they fade into black, and then baby Terra shows up and... oh. Oh!

Soon on eBay: Extreme streamline form PCs - CHEAP!

Unfortunately, not enough paragraph breaks for ads. 

This just makes me want to fire up a train simulator and rewatch Densha Otoko.

Gigguk, is that you?

Clearly some people are not human... or robots either.

There’s only one logical explanation: Shop Contest is what’s been breaking Kinja.

Ninja cutting onion cutting ninja... I think.

We're gonna need a bigger caldron.

You spoony entomologist (antomolgist?)

What is this? A Fantasy for ants? 🗡️🐜

A winner is you! 🏆

Alas, my phone couldn’t do it justice.

Square: We’re gonna replace these FF games.

While Japan isn’t always on the forefront of gender rights, the language itself doesn’t require gender markings (-san is polite for everyone). I'll definitely be interested to see how Utada-san's star power moves the conversation.

Ellie clearly cares. She saw Abby taking some practice swings and just wants Joel to stay ahead of the competition.

Sonic takes loneliness to a new level by pretending to be his own wife and son, in real time. (claps)

They grow up so fast...

Lead image: that is a chill duck.