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    Ancient history time: on the SNES there was a beat ‘em up called Sonic Blast Man with the main character kinda looking like a rip-off of Captain Commando. Turns out it was first a punching arcade game in 1990. My local batting cage still has one in their arcade.

    Don’t summon him! He'll just make a Sonic version of this!

    The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

    I don’t remember this in my childhood.

    I saw this topic elsewhere and just knew I had to come see what The Root had to say. Halfway through, I remembered a certain site might also have an article. Giz is covering all my interests today.

    Oh, Isaac. We understand. We finally, truly understand why you felt the way you did.

    Im falling asleep as I write this, but my gut says “a willingness to add great detail to mundane objects in the scene, choosing to embrace moments of quiet, and balancing grounded reality and whimsical fantasy in the same stroke.”

    I hope someone is preparing a mod which will play this song whenever she shows up. 

    Dumb idea #1, in the bag!

    I was thinking about describing things which didn’t work or posting drafts if they exist. I didn’t save it, but my first attempt was to add him to the Mac Tonight moon. I also want a Sinistar Muncher after seeing EpicTacoSam’s entry.

    We should have a losers bracket of ideas we didn’t use.

    Those are the “normal” Battle Cat units.

    +1 for flavor text.

    Hit it!

    Ladies and gentlemen, straight from Joliet, Illinois I present to you on this fine evening, The Blue Brother!!

    Is there a button to take away stars? A Bowser button?

    How’d you get the Muncher above the frank?”

    I was showing some of the piano covers of Weight of the World to my kids and said, “if you keep practicing, you can play great songs like this.”

    Sucker Punch 2.0?

    I’m now imagining Martians which sound like the Animaniacs.