My cat, Diego (he's also my thumbail photo) passed away unexpectedly in '12... still miss him and drew this as a tribute to his awesomeness.

This is better.

"I was in the process of trying to get out from under my wife's house that I married in to, so I was looking to cut costs and get out of my 300 SRT-8 and into a KIA SOUL (I needed something small, cheap and could carry a Great Dane)!

Usually my dealership experiences go something like this.

I'm a little worried about what those other videos are about....

no, not worried, rule 34

The worst would be the realization that what you see is just the cast off skin. The spider is probably still in the car.

Hmmmm.....

No worries. I was actually expecting more blowback from my 89% number than I got. I'm not a big fan of tattoos, but it isn't that big of a deal for me.

"If you think something in the internet is bullshit, it probably is."

Plus... bottom picture is flying down a dirt road... RALLY SRT! Which is pretty fun, I used to drive the dirt roads to the ranges in Lejeune in the SRT. My girlfriend lives off a dirt road so now I rally the solstice.... which is AWESOME!

Subaru casts "Group B" it's super effective.

What about the Neon

Funny thing happened when I got traded a WRX STi while it was holding an Evo 6 front mount intercooler....It went into a final evolution!

BUTTSTALLION wants to learn Wing Attack. But BUTTSTALLION can only learn 4 moves. Delete an older move for Wing Attack?

What?

OK, let's defend the LeBaron.

This story is possibly a candidate for the best/worst taxi ride ever.

While in Varadero, Cuba on a family vacation in January earlier this year, a few cousins and family friends decided to get off the resort and experience the nightlife of "downtown" Varadero.

We decided that after dinner in downtown, we'd take our same…