@Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways into a effin DITCH: Pissed, I would think she would want to wear more during that "time", what with her being so self conscious and all... I'm just sayin.

Didnt we have a resident booth professional who was going to share her experiences with us? I was always wondering when she was going to give us that article.

@Zadkiel: agreed... maybe a manual trans mated to the Sonata turbo's engine.... mmmm awesome sauce

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: While eating his Dimmu Burger as Toki goes in and out of diabetic comas in the back... this just might work!

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Damn you Tossed, I have just barely had my brefass scotch (a Glenrothes Special Reserve) and you present that thread again... i still say i want a 1 series hatch, in silver with 1M wheels in silver and black powdercoat. That would be alright by me... mmmm shiny primer.

@FormerlyTheGreatestDriver: how in the hell did you find the pic... I greatly fear for your google searchbox terms.

@SagarikaLumos: Thats not the stock engine as your comment seems to imply, if the van is the one I'm thinking of (and im sure it is) its running a full AE83 out of an SRT-4 with some bolt ons, they fit perfectly where the old 2.3 used to sit, but yes, the turbo chryslers were pretty awesome

@LegendaryC will be getting a 350: screw them fancy exhausts with their resonators and fancy sound baffling devices, until the neighbors complained I was running a 3.5 inch dump on the srt-4, the exit was at the rear only to ensure i didnt fully go deaf, you'll be fine, haha

I vow to save for a Devilsown methanol injection kit, track wheels and tires for the SRT-4 to use everything the 60 trim has to offer, and to buy my girlfriends driving shoes i promised to get her.

My grandmother drives an 06 RSX... I love that woman dearly... especially since she bought me my first car because it looked and drove like hers... 1 95 Integra GSR

@Irishman — AARGH!: That commercial is awesome. I love it. Whoever it was in marketing that came up with that commercial should have recieved a major bonus because that truly does evoke some emotions.

@Spiegel The Prawn King: I looked at it... and then i finally red the tag... damn you spiegel.

Loveableterror/Brian"So tonight can I finally put my driving seat in your seat rails?"

@underwear-ninja: Damn you! I did this a week ago, with pictures, and no one said a thing then... Nice though, yours was well played

@rlong: I love dat ass! The tail lights looks so alien-esque, i think they fit the weirdness of the car!

@Xander Crews: You have no idea how much i had to resist posting a 15 year old Balvenie and saying that sometime they can be just a sweet when young... but i wouldnt be able to forgive myself

There are 996 un-molested 911 Turbos on autotrader for a whole lot less... i kinda like ied from profile, then i saw the rear and it was a deal breaker, plus the salvage title, yuck. CP

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: I noticed the wheels too, I wish they weren't as rare as srt-4 wheels are, before i knew anything about neons i really wanted a set for winter wheels... and it's in the best color for them too. Now to source a short basket hoop so i can pull the black rubber plugs i put in my…

@Turbineguy - now with Ash78-less dispersant: No, this is New Math =D

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