Why would I want a shot or a booster?

Obvious comment out of the way first: Glee truly is a cursed show.
Real question though: assuming the boy is recalling correctly, how does a 4 yr-old get back on the boat on his own? Are pontoon boats that accessible? It doesn’t make a lot of sense. 

It’s weird how that narrative only applies to credit card debt, right?

Watership Down is also a story about traumatizing the ever-loving fuck out of children by showing rabbits mauling the shit out of each other in a gory animated movie. 

Anecdotal, but as a bisexual woman who had no trouble attracting male attention, I STOPPED conforming to heterosexual beauty norms so much BECAUSE I realized women were an option for me, and men are the worst.

I have a super secret life-hack for when I eat at McDonalds. I get extra ketchup and mustard, and then... I put them on my burger. It’s amazing and everyone should try it.

I’d say that people who use the term “white trash” are also strong contenders for that title.