I like this one better:

You could duct tape a mirror over the camera. Then it sees itself, gets all F’d up and starts turning in circles real fast.

Only when I’m hunting people.

Wow that was underwhelming.A crash proof vehicle proves it can drive slowly around a fully known course with zero distractions.

Nah but seriously it’s like someone got constipated on camouflage sammiches, finally pinched that loaf, and added wheels.

Judging by that spare, it will also autonomously call triple-A when it gets a flat.

One thing that I imagine is the same as it was when I was in the Navy, almost 50 years ago, is that, while the ship’s crew normally worked long and hard while their ship is in the yard, shipyard employees and contractors handle many of the larger jobs. Many of my shipmates felt that they actually worked even harder…

Fall in love sure! Get a marriage certificate no.

OK. And so your replacement option is to invade. Like we did in Iraq. Which worked out wonderfully for us and them didn’t it?

There are only three choices in the Mideast. 1. Let them be ruled by gangs of head chopping maniacs, 2. Let them be ruled by strong arm dictators, or 3. Invade the place and run it ourselves.

The destroyer fired three missiles in defense in total: two SM-2 missiles and one Enhanced Sea Sparrow Missile (ESSM) to destroy the incoming ordinance, along with a Nulka anti-ship missile decoy, USNI News reported:

In the interest of the advancement of mankind, Twitter should close the accounts of every public official anywhere in the world.

Cool. Let’s shoot down a few more civilian airliners.

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

The fact that they are still flying them is a feat in it’s own. Those things are too old for museums.

Not to mention the moose...

That is I95, well divided, two lane but very rural. Line of sight is terrible, very hilly area. Not the best place to try this stunt.

That’s obviously her lizard tail, tucked up behind her.

This doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Occam’s Razor rarely let’s you down.