I like the idea of the TLX and hope it's as fun to drive as old Acuras should be. What's hilarious is that the playbook Acura created still works, it just works for Buick and not for themselves.

Ahem... http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/how-to-get-pai…

Disagree. I think it looks rather dated.

You are confusing turbo lag with boost threshold

Have you ever been in a new MINI? It's a lot nicer inside than a Ford. Lots of people care more about that than space or performance.

Another day, another Jalopnik post bitching about MINI.

I'm looking forward to part 2 where you explain in great detail how you inserted the key into the ignition and figured out how to start the car.

To be fair, half the point of the QOTD was to shit on specific types of car owners.

Right, because being "Jalop" means being poor.

Miata owner, sure. Snob? If you say so.

The panther cabs are the worst. If I ever have to take a cab I try to avoid them. The Prius V and the minivan cabs are so much more comfortable.

I just can't comprehend why anyone who can afford a nicer car would voluntarily subject themselves to the scourge that is the panther platform

"they last hundreds of thousand of miles" seems to be their only redeeming quality.

You spent 40,000 cash on a Hummer? Did I read that correctly?

sick burn

I loled

Panther owners. They drive some of the slowest, ugliest, heaviest, most outdated vehicles on the road but constantly feel the need to let everyone know how "great" they are.

I'm Raphael Orlove, and this is Jackass I just learned how bolt patterns work.

Hey look! Jaguar listened to all the Jalopnik commenters that hate new cars and only want to buy old stuff! If only all the other automakers would follow suit and stop manufacturing boring, beige appliances!