You're asking the AV Club to be less snarky? That's like asking Splitsider to write less about comedy, or Breitbart to be less hateful; it'll never happen.

Correction: Too busy getting his ass fucked by Maron.

Send every person at the software company an episode of Dead Author's Podcast and then use the metaphor.

John Cage, since the chance operations could represent the possibility of colon cancer.

Didn't they only have Syd Barrett and David Gilmour as frontmen? I'd look it up, but I'm too Comfortably Numb to check.

I don't care how shitty this movie is, I'm still bitter that NO ONE asked me to act in this. I play myself on television, I'm sure I could play a guy with balls on his neck fucking well.

This guy tells it like it is.

You're the reason religious people hate atheists.

We're good once you admit you have a smaller dick than me.

I don't know who you are, but I want you on my podcast as soon as possible.

I heard that he's the best mostly, sometimes the freshest rhymer.

"It’s been hard to put Open Mike Eagle into a single box."

So you've read the comments?

"I like working on music more than reading and when I do read, I prefer reading about the moon being a spaceship." - Paul Leary

"Whenever I write any song I always want it to strike the exact point where happiness turns to sadness."

I think I read on Splitsider that Todd makes an appearance on the Lauren Lapkus episode. Does Scott also appear then? Also, isn't that non-canon to CBB since Todd died? So many questions I refuse to ask either of them until they start doing honest stand-up comedy about jerking off to pornography.

I saw her MC at a Eugene Mirman/Maria Bamford show. She really managed to hold her ground against two amazing comedians.

But can Can endorse Bang On a Can?

It's an incredibly selfish move on Gus' part to kiss Mickey, considering that she just came out as a sex and love addict. It's the moment when both are completely exposed as flawed people: Gus can't even pretend to be a Nice Guy when he exploits Mickey for her addiction. Mickey is not the cool and detached person Gus…

I would if they allowed me to attach wav. files to every comment. I'm not going to bullshit on audio quality and give mp3s.