"But I still hate that old time rock and roll" would be a good name for a self-aware blues song.

That's every Lizst piece. Complaining about Lizst for that is like complaining about Bach for being too contrapuntal.

The world needs a Kanye/Belle and Sebastian collaboration even more. Watching Kanye rap over super-white indie pop songs about teenagers would be a shoo-in for next year's Pitchfork festival.

I am honored to be on Thurston's list. If he dies anytime soon, I'll gladly do a collaboration with him that ends with both of us hating each other.

Kim Gordon was the only person in the world who knew the recipe for the elixir of youth. Thurston's been aging ever since the separation.

The A.V. Club: A symbiosis between parasite and predator.

Or, you could just Go Your Own Way and figure out what works for you.

"Drive My Car" may sound fairly different, but "Run for Your Life" sticks out far more on Rubber Soul. The last track feels way too threatening for an album with "In My Life" on it.

Dan Harmon. He can be a complete narcissist, but at least his work is always interesting. Then again, he still has time to screw up Community Season Six and Rick and Morty Season Two.

"Arriving just as America was getting nostalgia-happy—around the time of Sha Na Na."

Or just run through the complete discography of Perfect Pussy.

After Deltron, maybe Kool Keith could do a Dr. Meowtagon record with Dan the Automator.

Just wait until Return of Kings and Stormfront attacks us. That's when I'll reach for my revolver.

Any show with James Murphy, Steve Albini, and Buddy Guy in the same episode sounds promising, so I'll definitely give this a try. That said, does Grohl actually completely ignore Chicago House (besides Ministry)?

I loved when they used Joe Mande last year as the drug dealer.

I'm glad they got Moshe on, but they should've had him talk to Chelsea since Moshe and Chelsea went to middle school together in Oakland.

Yeah Johnny Marr's style also includes how he arranges the whole songs while covering so many genres. He's a complete genius.

I'm glad that Timony didn't just hate the song since she was bitter about high school or bullies in her childhood. While that bitterness can actually make for a good Hatesong (like Max Silvestri's), it can also come off as obnoxious (like Jonah Ray's).

"Jimmy Carter celebrated his 90th birthday by snorting peanut dust off a hooker's ass."
-The best proof that Michael Che's already funnier than Colin Jost on WU after two episodes.

I feel like if they give this show a chance for a second season, Mulaney could really get his shit together and make the show really good, like Amy Poehler did with Parks and Rec. Until then, we just have to hope that the sitcom progresses and enough people give it a second chance for it to be a success.