...so I’m guessing that illegal alien situation is a little worse than we thought.

The lizard people will rule us whether we vote for them or not.

*Yes, I’m really that old.

Politics and time travel? I give that combo two thumbs up.

Alright it’s probably a load of cobblers but could you imagine if it was true. Like in say thirty years when we’re all old and grey with our wrinkly skin he appears on television and shows a time travel experiment and sends himself backwards through time and we’re like “Oh shit, I remember that bloke now”.

“... claims he’s travelled through time.”

Uh, you first.

Wish I could star this more than once.

Here, have this in lieu

“I can explain those android sheep, Officer...”

FILE PHOTOGRAPH

Polydactyl cats are the BEST cats.

to quote the Princess Bride

I learned somewhere that the kneading thing they do with their fore paws when they are being petted, scratched or are otherwise content is leftover from when they were kittens. Kittens knead their mother’s teats for milk and continue that action into adulthood whenever they feel that same sort of warm, safe and happy…

I, for one, welcome our fuzzy, purring overlords.

You’re out of luck on that one, he has his own vault:

A fine line between Darwin Award and Internet Awesome.