Having problems with your iPhone 4? Send it to the Navy Seal!!!

Chappelle Show....chappelle show....chappelle show.....BETTER NOT BRING YOUR KIIIIIDS!!!!

Faster uploads huh? As long as you don't hold it on the bottom left corner of the phone...

@flying_chairs: your definition of "loose" is so irrelevant and off topic. If there's gonna be a punch line, the least you can do is stay on point...

@stacey_marcus: Hey, he's an innovator. I think his next plan is to innovate how people will type - with their feet!!!

@Patrick Sanford: To be honest, that was the first thing that popped in my head the minute I heard the news of this whole mess. I won't lie, I did catch a few episodes. Ok, maybe more than a few. ANYWHO, for some reason, deep down inside in the back of my head...a little voice keeps telling me that Captain Planet…

@kylecpcs: i believe that was directed by Chris Cunningham! Brilliant for its time! Still holds up today.

DUDE! If you were gonna do that, the least you could've done was hand it over to me before dropping it and let me do it for you... I promise, I'll drop it for you...really promise!

@tande04: Touche tande04....touche!

@descendency: I'm hoping there will be some sort of remedy to this MAJOR issue, and perhaps a recall possibly?

@tande04: I think you mean phone-sick. Get it right buddy!

Bad reception when you hold it on the sides? NOT GOOD! That alone is a game changer.

@FriedPeeps: Agreed, just replace Cpt. Planet w/ A. Gore and it's all one and the same!

You all laughed when I had my show. Now you need my help??? FORGET IT!!!

Looks like you'd get cut up by the time you reach the water!

@Not sent from my iPad due to drowning in oil :(: Gotta love that flesh colored beard!!!

@hamlae: So you went from hoodlum in the Bronx, to a thug in East L.A. Nice improv!!!

@Jeremy: Did you get raped afterwards? Just sayin...

@trc202: FUCK YEH!!!

@Necroscope: ...and it's folks like necromaniac here that will hold humanity back from progressing intellectually.