The first Brothers Johnson record I bought was "Look Out for #1" just because they looked like a couple of fucking badasses on the cover. It was the truth.

Unida's "The Great Divide". Worth it just for "Puppet Man".

First cassette I ever bought was Styx's "Kilroy Was here". First CD's were Faith No More "The Real Thing" and Slayer's "Seasons in the Abyss". Domo Arigoto that, mother fuckers.