The only good season of Charmed was the first season! Every other season made no logical sense! Plus, the characters were horrible and selfish! How is it even possible that Phoebe landed a job as a columnist who gives advice to people. Her advice is horrible. "Ask Phoebe" shouldn't have been successful at all! WHY IS…

Well, Michael had more money than McCartney at that specific time. I know McCartney could have joined forces with Yoko to buy the publishing rights, yet Yoko didn't want to do that. She was actually incredibly happy that Michael bought the rights, calling him a "true artist".

That theory is called "Thriller Chiller". It usually involves Michael's brother Brandon Jackson (who died during childbirth), somehow being secretly alive, replacing his brother Michael after his death in 1983. It also calls for Brandon to have been born during Michael's birth, thereby being his twin, rather than…

Yes, but "Girlfriend", for me, really brings "Off The Wall" down. It just doesn't fit on that album. MJ's unreleased 1979 song "Sunset Driver" would have been a much better fit.

Well, Michael said in a 2001 interview that he hated the way he looked and thought he looked like a lizard person (That might have been due to his immense fear of aging, though). Overall, I don't really think Michael's all to blame for the way he looked later on in his life. Those third degree burns on the top of his…

Which is worse "The Girl is Mine" [Thriller] or "Girlfriend" [Off The Wall]?

She was really a killer boy the entire time! :D

No, I think the downfall started with that infamous Pepsi Commercial. He really should have sued Pepsi for that.

Well, given that Neverland was filled with thousands of pictures of children, I'm totally sure it did! :D

Well, we still need more funding for that Memorial made out of minerals dedicated to humanity's loss of Schraderbrau. We'll celebrate its completion with Fritos.

Doesn't Gale deserve one as well? I mean, they can at least dedicate a bench to him. Preferably, one near a Starbucks or a Ron Paul Election Center.

Do they actually make the guac at the table?

I remember my second grade teacher spoiling Se7en for me while talking to her boyfriend over the phone. I still don't know why she was using a land-line phone in class to chat with her boyfriend during school hours (It might have been during Lunch). Personally, I don't think she was all that great of a teacher.

Darn it! I wanted to see Saul work at a Cinnabon! I mean, think of all the sitcom hijink potential! Saul could go on vacation to Alaska, and he could be roommates with Jesse for awhile. They could go on a road-trip during spring break to all of Alaska's fine Laser Tag establishments! Jesse could learn how Saul…

I wonder when Walt Jr. started to eat Raisin Bran Crunch.

Walt flipped her on her back when he was trying to wake up Jesse, though. This led to her death, thereby making Walt partly responsible for Jane's death.

That turned out to be a false story, though. The FBI never released anything like that. Besides, prosecutor Tom Sneddon actually had FBI help during the 2005 trial. If he had such information to put his long time nemesis, Michael Jackson, away, why didn't he present it during that trial?

"Just Shoot Me" was a tad bit better than "King of Queens". "Everybody Loves Raymond" has them both beat. All three of these sitcoms were several thousand times better than the complete and utter television hell that was "According to Jim" (and, to a lesser extent, seasons 2 to 8 of "Charmed").

Damn that filthy Mexican banana!

His pedophilia isn't entirely his fault, though. Damn Medical Testing! :(