You make AV Club a little more like Cracked with every single comment you make, Adam Sandler. I love you! :D

I think you misunderstand, though. Gus's "discomfort" of having the male masseuse wasn't due to any sort of uneasiness about his sexuality or in his not being secure about his sexuality. Personally, I thought it was just Gus wanting to be touched by a very beautiful woman, and being totally disappointed that Shawn was…

The concern of being preached to is actually the main reason why I like Tolkien so much more than Lewis. If I recall correctly, Tolkien disliked the first Narnia book, because it was pushing the Christianity "message" too far. Also, Tolkien absolutely hated allegory, since he thought it was a demand by the author to…

Creed needs his own show!! Who wouldn't want to see him run from the law each and every week?!

Bikini Babe Kingdom truly is the most magical place on Ooo!

The Bikini Babes automatically made this episode an A for me! :D

What the hell is "hipster garbage"?

James Baxter is such a good horse! (Plus, I was really impressed by his animation, yet I don't understand how a horse can balance on a beach ball without popping said beach ball.)

I agree. I liked the first Star Trek remake back in 2009. It was a great popcorn flick and was a hundred times better than any of those "Star Trek: The Next Generation" films.

"Iron Man 2 was much less fun than its origin-story predecessor. And part three is often the low point in such franchises, so why should this installment prove any better?"

She's 21 now, I think.

I just thought people liked 'Sportacus', since he was cool and athletic  I had no idea that the show was popular for other darker reasons! :(

I'm wondering why the rabbits and cats were hanging out in the same general area. I mean, cats totally hate rabbits!

Can rabbits eat lasagna?

And Jake still doesn't know who he is! I guess, Jake never read his letters.

Cascarones! :D

I liked "Gold Guns Girls" and "Gimme Sympathy" a bit more, yet this article has given me a whole new appreciation for "Help, I'm Alive".

He could finish art school.

Violet Strange: You're totally right! I forgot about the episode in which Monk tries to be his own private investigator, yet finds it to be pretty horrible.

What is a support pole? I mean, does it bear any weight?