No one cares about you Bosox Bob. No one gives a shit about any “New England” fans, regardless of which state they reside. It’s equal measures delusional and narcissistic to think otherwise.

New England’s seventh Super Bowl appearance puts the good people of the United States in a tough position. Belichick, Brady, and team owner Robert Kraft all love Donald Trump, and he loves them back, so the Atlanta Falcons could spoil the happiness of all four. But on the other hand, if the Patriots win the Super…

That’s hilarious. However, why do you have so many discs?! Digital all day, SON!

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Good sports trolling is Good

Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.

CLEARLY a work, look at the way Goldberg no sells the strikes.

Fuck, are you suggesting people should not ask questions because of their position in the media, because they likely wouldn’t get answered?

The entire point of journalism is to be adversarial. Otherwise it’s masturbatory. Sorry, but I’m not happy with “don’t worry, it’s coming DIRECT to you!” as an answer a month and a half before the console ships. Not after getting burned with their awful online support for the Wii, Wii U and 3DS. Not after literally…

Nintendo fans expect nothing but glowing praise. The fact that this person thinks a simple question like “will VC purchases transfer to the new system” deserves its own announcement event is pretty ridiculous. This is a BASIC question, basic.

Adversarial? It’s honest.

FAKE NEWS!

Keep holding on to that hope. Seems pretty obvious to me that “we have nothing to announce” is code for “no.” Nintendo has been awful at adding new features to their hardware platforms in the past decade. Am I the only one who remembers the disaster that was TVii?

You would think that after failing horribly with the Wii U they would be more upfront about explaining their consoles efficiently. But apparently it wouldn’t be Nintendo if they didn’t try to sabotage themselves.

Man it’s fucking disheartening to see so many “We have no answer at this time” responses when this console hits shelves in less then 2 months.

Tacky. Donald Trump definitely likes to show he has no class.

What, did they think that hardcore Falcons fans were going to ignore this? It’s not like it’s the regular season.

If this is a useless comparison i expect you to NEVER post another article about 0-60 times.

Come on, you needed to rip the photo from the top of Rovell’s piece!

Does anyone know where to buy a $250 (working) car? These car shows and blogs are all like “I bought this for 200 quid, about $250, and we going to... I get on craiglist, and the only thing I find for under $800 is a ‘92 sentra with the head-gasket blown, or something that doesn’t work, and would need the transmission…