“Frustrating game from the Cowboys fan’s point of view.” 

They rushed 3 with a spy on Rodgers. There are actually packers linemen standing around because they have no one to block.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

I’m sure Jerry Jones is consoling himself right now by snuggling inside one of Chris Christie’s folds.

Good game. Great ending.

Good ending. A good game would have been a 700 point Dallas loss with Jurrah crying. But I’ll take what I can get.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

You must be a millennial* because you didn’t have the attention span to read Silver’s quote where he uses millenials’ attention spans as an excuse for speeding up the end of games. See, the headline is a joke, because blaming millenials’ attention spans instead of the root cause is stupid.

He uncovered the corruption at FIFA via the secret spy method of Googling “FIFA + Corruption”.

Deadspin 2017: less Screamer more Cock

That’s the real story here. It’s a coin toss whether or not I can hit a birdie that gently floats over the net in my backyard.

I liked it when they ramped off of stuff that they clearly could never actually ramp off of, like the sides of other cars.

So the intern crushed about 3-4 Red Bulls and was tasked to draw the LA Dodgers logo right?

This is really going to confuse their fans when they try to show up in the 5th inning.

You underestimate the ability of the NFL and its owners to find another boogeyman. If not LA, then back to STL, or maybe Toronto, or even London. It doesn’t even have to be realistic, just remotely feasible enough to put the fear of God into some gullible dumbass politicians.

No One Wants You, Dean Spanos

Dear San Diego,

I read in SI that the Chargers will play two seasons in the LA Galaxy’s soccer stadium (capacity 27,000). They will be second fiddle not just to the Rams, but to a MLS team. That’s good stuff.

You may want to phase the NaturalNews.com out of your brain's diet.

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