BONG

Let’s help them out. Sports as defined by a hypothetical viewer:

Tommy Wisseau?

what the fuck is wrong with you

I grew up in a conservative Christian household, so there were lots and lots of things that I wasn’t allowed to watch. I couldn’t watch the Thunder Cats or the Smurfs or He-Man because they contained magic. Disney movies were okay for some reason though. The aforementioned Carmen was definitely okay. I still have…

Was Vince McMahon’s head always so tiny? I can’t be the only person who thinks he looks like this.

awww this is a bummer. my daughter really loves it. she is constantly telling me “DADDY DADDY CHECK YOUR MIITOMO I SENT YOU SOMETHING!!!!” and i’ll log in and Lyra’s avatar will knock on my door and tell me she farted.

You gotta respect how that cat nipped that copyright issue in the bud.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly on planes.

You’ve got this backwards. Part of the point of #metoo is to SHOW men how to interact romantically with women, because too many of you fuckers need to learn that the Weinstein or Cosby approaches ain’t romance.

If any person truly believes that the few bad date complaints are a bigger problem than the actual reporting of horrific behavior that has been reported over and over, then maybe that person should become a recluse.

I mean...I was under the impression that you can interact romantically with another person without harassing or assaulting them. I was sure that it had happened to me several times in my life, but maybe I was wrong?

Isn’t it illegal for a business to ask someone to prove they have a disability?

Naw, you’re thinking of that rat-themed restaurant in Paris, you know, the one that disgraced former food critic eats at all the time now.

I usually watch it in Comet. But sometimes the sound is odd. It can be hard to hear the jokes.

Instead of Fox Sundays, you could just watch two episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Comet. It even streams online.

Oh my gosh, that kitten is insanely cute! And so is Mommy Kitty!