I’ve heard enough ESPN* to know the bulk of the “coverage” is gossip, speculation, trolling, incendiary conjecture, and infighting. I was waiting to get a dental cleaning when there was some beef between Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant about them not being teammates anymore. I heard talking head after talking…

+1 for “dry snitching”.

It also says that this was a racist thing until the early 90’s (and then wasn’t?). So given that she’s 41 now, unless she was tuned into kkk goings on in her pre-teen years and was crowned kkk princess of St Louis while a freshman at Princeton at the age of 13 (possible) it doesn’t seem like there’s much here to link…

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

Hey Lifetime?  I know this probably seemed like it would be a nice break from your series of cheerleaders-as-prostitutes movies, but maybe let’s not turn child killers into entertainment, especially at your usual quality level, mkay?

To be fair, clowns continued to be the greatest threat to our way of life for at least the four years following that... (albeit, with far less makeup, unless you count orange tanner... and the dude with the horns.)

If this clip has taught me anything,  it appears to be the one time you absolutely should be worried. 

Or being eaten by a shark at the same time.

My wife and I were binging Italian Giallo movies last Halloween-time and there was one movie by Lucio Fulci (like Dario Argento, but even more insane) and there was a scene where a woman went scuba diving in a bikini bottom like these (no top of course, and no weight belt, or buoyancy device, natch) and we figured it…

I read that as “barbie rubber chickens” and I thought, fair call.

As a woman with coarse/curly hair EVERYWHERE, I’m pretty sure if I tried this level of waxing my crotch would eventually resemble a hyper-pigmented angry scrub brush.

It says “Sharpie”

I see Los Angeles Apparel, formally American Apparel hasn’t changed a bit. Dov Charney is still making models pose vulva first and it’s disappointing Jez is giving the company an advertising assist in this article, even if the author is snarking on the suit.

Is no one considering the pube situation here??? All the wax in Madame Tussauds isn’t enough to make me hairless enough to one of these. And the pain!!! And the ingrowns!!! NOPE.

I’m not a prude, I have no problem with nudity or anything, but these just don’t look right- they’re aesthetically unpleasant.

Cover up her head and Kendall Jenner truly looks like a Barbie doll come to life.

I’m so so sorry. I had to put my kitty to sleep a few days before Christmas and it was just awful. She got diagnosed with oral cancer in October and it was basically a total downhill from there. But making the call to finally end her suffering was really fucking traumatic. I know your pain well and I’m so sorry you…

I’m very sorry for your loss. I know how hard that decision is, but sounds like you gave him a good life and did the right thing. Though I know that doesn’t make it an easy decision.

I hope Daisy lives a good long time.

JFC there's a reason no one laughs at Al Jolson anymore. If you can't get with the times, maybe you're bad at your job.