This always happens to me when I wash ladles. I forget that they’re essentially just big trampolines for water, and get soaked in the face.

You could always go the route of explaining how 20 of the 27 championships came before free agency, and the Yankees used their excessive number of farm clubs to lock up the best young players and keep them away from other teams.

I feel this woman to the depth of my bones. 

I am fascinated by her make up choices. I started wearing make up very late in life and always feel like I don’t have it right but then I see this make up choice and I’m like, “I guess I’m ok.” 

did they arrest her made up like that, or (gulp) did she deliberately make herself up like that knowing she’d have a mug shot taken?  Because that is freakish.

GO TAMS.

“For good measure, Duckworth quipped that she—a woman who lost both legs in combat—likely dances better than Tucker”

So, she has a lot of really interesting Bible study materials that are not specific to Baptist theology - she’s done some interesting research on the temple in Jerusalem, that sort of thing - so she has appeal to a general Protestant audience (and possibly to Catholics too, I’ve never talked about Beth Moore with my…

It doesn’t matter what Luther, Calvin, or even Jesus said - if it gets in the way of what the evangelicals want (money, power, or license to hate certain types of people), they will throw it on the trash heap in favor of their preconceptions.

A pimp convinces his prostitutes to do the most unspeakable acts under the guises of becoming rich, famous, or getting access to a better lifestyle without the pimp ever delivering on his promises.

Ok so I have a fun story about this. My partner and I attend a Jesuit Catholic parish but were both raised southern Baptist. We’ve been interested in joining the church, and the church requested our baptism records. I emailed back and forth with the southern Baptist church where I was baptized as a child and to get a…

She looks like a caricature, and makes fun of herself for it, and is pretty great.

you can't... nazi it?

It’s tape. It is really obviously tape. It looks like the edge of packing tape when you cut it off the little reel because the teeth are serrated.

Richie seemed to be kind and thoughtful, and enjoyed good relationships with his parents and friends. He basically didn’t do much that anybody who didn’t own a solid gold house could do.

Anyone traveling internationally during a pandemic has questionable decision-making skills, not to mention morals. A politician who does so is a fool, hence why politicians around the world have been punished for it in the last year.

You know, I spent that whole Gorilla Glue nightmare just waiting for the stories to end. This story is the opposite of that. Please keep writing about the shitty lives and choices of Ted and Heidi forever.

Saw somewhere that Alyson Hannigan and David Boreanaz have been criticised for not weighing in on this matter yet, which is ridiculous. Ray Fisher and Charisma Carpenter were brave for speaking out about Whedon’s abuse; Eliza Dushku and the others were brave for supporting them. That doesn’t make Hannigan, Boreanaz,…

He considers himself a right-wing libertarian (code, in my experience, for “entitled, self-absorbed asshole”).