Had to marry her late grandmother’s second husband...

Redesign the fucking tests to be open book you morons. Memorization is not learning.

Wait what if you just own a desktop without a webcam, like I do? Can you just not take the test? Thank god I’m long done with school and don’t have to deal with this bullshit.

Many of my Masters classes were open book. And if you didn’t know what to do or exactly what to look up, there’s no way you’d finish the test. 2 hours to do on a test what took you 6-8 hours on the homework is going to require knowing what you’re doing without the need for memorizing every formula.

Also she has lots and lots of money. History is quite clear on this. If you have money and power, religious doctrine is only something you force the less powerful to follow.

Every time I see her face, it takes me back to the scene from Carrie.

I go back and forth on the issue of the term girls. You are absolutely correct that it is infantilizing, but there have been quite a lot of strong ass women who use the term for themselves and each other without an issue.

Yeah. If Trump was actually making his own picks, Judge Pirro would be the nominee.

After watching that series for a season, I wouldn’t let those morons touch a Barbie dream home, much less my own home.

On the contrary, the problem with Romney is he does have principles.  Namely that he is committed to serving his extremely Mormon constituency.  That means he both detests Donald Trump for being a foul mouthed oaf but also desperately wants a strong conservative majority on the SCOTUS.

It blows my mind that half of these pieces of shit are still breathing, they're so goddamn corrupt. 

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

I adore her, and I want to be besties, but maybe only besties that see each other every few months because that is a LOT!!! We’re only a year apart in age and I feel like I grew up with her in a lot of ways. Also there is a part of my personality that is very much like her hyper supportive, let’s have fun, rah rah!…

OMG, Drew, who is dressing you???

I misread that as “a big snowboarding moment” and suddenly I’m puzzled how we made it through the aughts without a ski hill rom-com about an uptight downhill skier falling for a goofy snowboarder.

I’m sorry to hear about your marriage troubles.  Narcissism is certainly not in short supply in modern America.

I think AV Club has done a whole inventory list on the subject of grand “romantic” gestures in pop culture that would be anything but romantic in real life.  Most rational adults get that those things aren’t realistic/something to emulate, but there definitely seem to be some people who saw those sorts of things and…

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was…

So what you’re saying here is that it is my patriotic duty to the supply chain to purchase a kegerator. On it. 

Excellent article. I found Ubuntu years ago and I was impressed but the software part was dealbreaker for me. I mostly kept it around so I could run it from USB to backup a hosed Windows machine. I literally installed Mint (recommended for newcomers) and was shocked at how smooth they have it working. I installed it…